Y'know I was gonna delete this book but I got emotionally attached and now it's my child and I wanna keep it
Does that ever happens to you?
I once got emotionally attached to a cherry tomato when I was like 10 and I kept it until it's started rotting and then I mummified it and buried it my back yard
Have I mentioned I'm weird

In the song Better Off by Ariana Grande its sounds like she says
"you keep me in your armpit"