JOSH'S POV | 10:00 PM

tyler ❤️: okay guys

tyler ❤️: neither gerard or frank have arrived yet so we left chilis and went to the dance bUTT THEYRE ALSO NOT HERE and i'm lowkey scared

pete: "lowkey"

pete: don't ever say that again

tyler ❤️: i hope you lowkey shut the fuck up

pete: i hope you lowkey choke on a squirrel

patrick: a squirrel???

patrick: why choking on a squirrel???

pete: because it'll be uncomfortable, bby

brendon: sounds like you're describing patrick when he gives you the succ

tyler ❤️: SHUT THE FUCK UP

tyler ❤️: WE'RE ALL FAILING OUR MISSION

brendon: who put you in charge

tyler ❤️: IF YOU DONT SHUT UP SO HELP ME BRENDON ILL ADD RYAN TO THE GROUP

brendon: wtf

brendon: we just met how do you know about he who shall not be named

me: voldemort?

pete: LOL NEEEEEEERD

tyler ❤️: pete told me everything

patrick: also pete honey we binged watched harry potter like not even a week ago

pete: why is everyone exposing me??😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

brendon: go to hell

brendon: ugh

brendon: let's get back to gerard and frank so i can finish doing my hair

tyler ❤️: lol you're trash

tyler ❤️: bUT AS WE WERE SAYING,,,,THE OTP HAS YET TO SHOW UP AND THIS DANCE IS GETTING VERY LAME

tyler ❤️: plus they said if we took our pants off we'd get kicked out so ya know this thing sucks

me: totally

tyler ❤️: josh btw where are you

me: there's a long line for the bathroom

me: i've been here for forty minutes

tyler ❤️: oof

pete: oof deez nuts

brendon: you're a child pete

brendon: tyler text gerard, ask him where he is and if he's still coming

brendon: then if they're not coming then follow them to their current location

patrick: aw

patrick: and you said you didn't care

brendon: i don't

brendon: i just need y'all to stop blowing up my fucking phone

me: is he always this upset

pete: ever since ryan stopped giving him that good head ... 😭😭👎🏽👎🏽🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️💔

brendon: drink bleach

pete: yum my favorite

tyler ❤️: tbh breadhead that's not a bad idea

tyler ❤️: i'll refrain from adding ryan to the chat thAnKs

brendon: yeah yeah whatever

me: wait tyler before you call

tyler ❤️: ?

me: come cover me and see if anyone's in the girls bathroom

patrick: why?

me: i'm don't waiting in this damn line anymore

patrick: *done

me: heck off

TYLER'S POV | 10:13 PM

me: yo yo yo boi

me: missing ya at the dance

me: where are you?

gee: um

gee: i'm not going anymore

gee: i'm at home right now

me: wHAT

gee: i know i'm sorry

gee: it's just

gee: ugh

gee: i ruined everything and now my life's a mess

me: your life always was a mess buddy

gee: ...

gee: i regret answering you

me: okay oKay i'm sorry ily what's wrong

gee: okay oof where do i begin

me: maybe at the beginning

gee: succ off

gee: anyways

gee: ugh okay so

gee: we were at the restaurant and everything was great and happy and yay yay fun times until we got back in the car and he drove me to his favorite comic book store and we talked and maybe a tiny bit of flirting happened

me: OMG

me: WHAT

gee: ahahahhahhayeahkillme

me: cONTINUE

gee: alright alright so we talking about a few comics and then it suddenly got rEALLY REALLY AWKWARD AND IDK IT JUST

gee: HE KISSED ME

gee: AND I DIDNT KISS BACK

gee: SO NOW HE THINKS I HATE HIM

me: HE SAID THAT????

gee: well no

gee: BUT I FREAKED AND TOLD HIM I WANTED TO GO HOME AND HE HASNT ANSWERED ANY OF MY 37 TEXT MESSAGES

me: woah there buddy

me: 37 is a lil much don't you think

gee: IDC I JUST NEED TO APOLOGIZE

gee: I FEEL SO BAD

me: omg omg i have to tell josh

gee: bITCH NO WHAT

me: wHy nOt

gee: don't tell anyone yet pls

gee: pls ty

me: but gerard

gee: tyler you're like my best friend pls don't tell anyone yet or i'll expose you so much that you'll have to move to canada and change your name to cheryl

me: cheryl blossom

gee: *bombshell

me: aye

gee: aye

gee: bUT THATS NOT THE POINT OKAY

me: okay okay i'm sorry i won't tell anyone

me: but c'mon gee

me: why didn't you kiss him back?

gee: because i'm ugly and franks too good for me

me: boi stfu he loves you

gee: no he doesn't you're delusional

me: maybe i'm tipsy from the spiked punch at the dance but hEy iM stiLL stAndInG

gee: oh my god i forgot you guys went

gee: i feel bad for leaving you guys there alone

me: hey it's fine

me: i was mostly texting pete pat brendon

gee: brendon?

gee: urie?

gee: you know him?

me: oh fuck

me: um

me: gOttA blAsT

gee: what the flippity floppity fuck is going on

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