PETE'S POV | 8:33 PM

you have created "otp planners unite" !

you have added brendick and fedora boi to the chat !

me: hi hoe ass bitch named brendon

me: hi babe xx

fedora boi: hi pete

brendick: well damn hello then

brendick: why am i here im busy

me: doing what ??

me: oh excuse me

me: *doing who ??

fedora boi: 👀

brendick: you're an asshole you know that right

me: obvi

brendick: alright now that that's over why the fuck am i here

fedora boi: i would also like to know that

me: well hoe ass & pat,,, frank and his soon to be bf gerard are going to a dance at his school apparently

fedora boi: Awwww!

brendick: ew lmao why would he ask frank

me: shut up your mother buys you mega bloks instead of legos

brendick: you fucking take that back right now

fedora boi: boys please

brendick: sorry mom

me: ew when did we adopt him

brendick: you mean conceive

me: no

brendick: oh

brendick: like if you cri every time

fedora boi: *likes*

me: cringe

me: but aNYWAYS

me: the otp is out and about and we need to spy on them

fedora boi: how?

me: i have a plan

brendick: tell us then hoe

you have added ??? and ??? to the chat

me: welcome bois

???: HI BITCHES

???: salutations

fedora boi: hello?

brendick: hi hoes

???: aw thx i am a hoe indeed

me: bois id like to introduce you to tyler and josh

tyler: yep that's me

josh: and me

brendick: *intense blink-182 voice* hello there

tyler: omg yes

josh: peter i'd still like to know how you retrieved our phone numbers

pete: i went through franks phone earlier

tyler: oh?

pete: i was helping him buy stuff for Gerard and he left it open

tyler: awwwww

josh: awwwww

fedora boi: awwwww

brendick: ewwwww

brendick: fuck

brendick: *awwwww

me: congratulations, you played yourself

brendick: die

me: nah

fedora boi: don't attack my babe, bren

me: THANK YOU

tyler: PETER did you tell them the plan yet

me: no not yet

brendick: well can you so i can leave

me: fine hoe

me: tyler and josh go to gerard's school and will also be attending the dance

tyler: WE'RE GONNA SPY ON THEM AND TELL YOU EVERYTHING

me: hoe i was gonna say it

josh: you took way too long

me: fuck off

josh: thanks

fedora boi: Why are we spying on them exactly?

me: because it's fun bby

brendick: and because seeing frank make a fool out of himself is hilarious so

brendick: im down

tyler: sAME

josh: same

fedora boi: alrighty then

fedora boi: what are we going to do first?

tyler: me and jish are gonna follow them on their pre-dance date

josh: it's like we're the men in black

josh: except

josh: we're not wearing black 👈😎👈

tyler: jish honey we get it

brendick: wait but why am i here then

me: so i can exchange intel with you

brendick: well

brendick has left the chat !

fedora boi: RIP

me: he was a slut anyways

JOSH'S POV | 8:48 PM

me: hello

me: it's me

gerald way: josh oh my god what are you doing

me: oh nothing

me: it's just

me: we don't talk anymore

me: like

me: what was all of it for

gerald way: you made me choke on my own spit when laughing goddammit

me: oh

me: i guess you could say your general reaction was

me: look at what you made me do

gerald way: STOP QUOTING SONGS

me: fine

me: but while i have you're undivided attention

gerald: josh i'm literally taking a piss hurry up

me: i was wondering what's the name of the restaurant frank's taking you too?????¿

gerald way: but i told you earlier ?

me: yeah well

me: i forgot

gerald way: um, okay

gerald way: we're at chili's

me: HI WELCOME TO CHILI'S

gerald way: i'm leaving goodbye

PETE'S POV | 8:52 PM

me: jOSH DID HE SAY WHERE THEYRE AT

josh: chili's

tyler: hi welcome to chili's

josh: i already made the joke bby it's too late

tyler: fuCk

fedora boi: So josh and tyler are going to follow them?

tyler: yes pat we're in the car are we speak

me: dOnt tExt aNd drIve

josh: we're at a red light calm your tits

me: oh

tyler: it's green now josh is driving

me: hURRY

tyler: gee said he was hiding in the bathroom cause he's scared and then when frank came to look for him he almost pissed on the floor

me: wtf

me: this kids a mess

tyler: that's what ive been saying for yeArs

fedora boi: Peter

me: yes, love ?

fedora boi: You almost crapped your pants on our first date, don't judge Gerard

tyler: pFTTT HAHAHHAHAHAHA

tyler: YOU DUMBASS HAHAHAGHAGA

me: PATRICCCKKKK

me: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT

fedora boi: Love you!! 😘

[iM sO sOrry im cutting the chapter off here cause i have more ideas i just wanna do it next chapter. this was just a mess of an update ah i apologize.]