FRANK'S POV | 4:35 PM

me: gerard

me: gee

me: geesus

me: gerald

me: geraldo

me: geraldita

me: answer me

geesus: frank whaaat

me: where are you?

geesus: i'm getting dressed?

me: wHAT

me: YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE 20 MINUTES AGO !!

geesus: i thOugHt yOu sAid 4:45

me: bOi i sAid 4:15

me: I HAVENT ORDERED ANYTHING AND I LOOK STUPID NOW

geesus: frank i'm sorry

geesus: i'll be there in a minute

me: pls hurry humans are trying to talk to me

geesus: rip frank. ????-2017

me: i was born in 420

geesus: makes sense

me: welp i'll just spam you until you get here

me: *inhales*

me: sOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED

me: SHE WAS LOOKIN KINDA DUMB WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB IN THE SHAPE OF AN L ON HER FOREHEAD

me: WELL THE YEARS STOP COMING AND THEY DONT STOP COMING

me: FED TO THE RULES AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNING

me: DIDNT MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN YOUR BRAINS GET SMART BUT YOUR HEAD GETS DUMB

me: SO MUCH TO DO SO MUCH TO SEE SO WHATS WRONG WITH TAKING THE BACKSTREETS

me: YOULL NEVER KNOW IF YOU DONT GO YOULL NEVER SHINE IF YOU DONT GLOW SO

geesus: hey now shut the fuck up

me:

geesus: have fun

me: DAMN OKAY THEN

geesus: i'm almost there you fucker

me: how close?

geesus: like..

geesus: ten minutes

me: uGgGgGh

me: i'm gonna order something hurry your ass

geesus: alright alright

me: heyy

me: why are you texting me while driving

geesus: who said i was driving?

me: you're fucking walking?

geesus: yes?

me: why?

geesus: reasons?

me: like?

geesus: cause i can?

me: wait

me: do you even know how to drive

geesus: ...

me: aren't you like 18

geesus: yes and i'd appreciate it if you didn't make fun of me

me; but you could've gotten your license like a year ago

geesus: driving is scary!

me: hmm okay

geesus: just shut up and drink your coffee

me: aww someone's mad

geesus: i'm gonna shove mocha powder up your ass okay

me: kinky

geesus: you need jesus

me: why when i already have geesus

geesus: yeet

me: okay okay but hurry your ass up

me: people are staring at me

geesus: why?

me: because i reserved a table for two people and you're lATE

geesus: fashionably late

me: choke on a fidget spinner

geesus: fidget spinners are my kink

me: