GERARD'S POV | 6:31 AM

me: we should meet up

frank: yeah? and why is that

me: because you're amazing and it'd be an honor to meet you

frank: aw

me: plus you have gr8 memes

frank: oH

frank: sO yOu onLy wanT mE fOr mY mEmeS

me: *soap opera voice* yes my darling, i'm sorry it had to be this way

frank: *gAsp* bUt gErAdItA i lOv3 u

me: aNd i loved you! but- but there's someone else

frank: no, don't tell me it's

me:

frank: HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON ME WITH HIM

me: i couldn't tell you!1!2! i was scared to loose you !!

frank: pFTt and why is that????11!122 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

me: because i'm PREGNANT!1!1 aNd yOurE NOT tE fAtHer

frank: *audience gAsp*

me: *director bashes his head into a wall*

me: *producer drinks bleach*

frank: to be continued...

me: oR not

frank: we should be actors

me: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌there👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

frank: geEsUs fUck

me: -me in the ass

frank: i an deeply concerned for your mental health

me: so am i buddy, so am i

me: bUT LIEK I WAS SAYING WE SHOULD HAAANG BOI

frank: YESSSS

frank: but where

me: can we meet at the coffee shop on Elmo street

me: elmer*

frank: ELMO IM

me: SHUT UP

frank: oKay but sure elmer street is fine

frank: can we meet tomorrow?

me: wowza you're ready to see my ugly ass already???

frank: you're NOT ugly

me: you've never SEEN me

frank: can i? technically i'll need to know what you look like if we're gonna meet

me: ugggggh i thought you'd forgotten abut that

frank: no boiii

me: alright alright i give up

me: just

me: let me try not to be trash for once

me:

frank: GERARD

frank: YOURE FUCKING ADORABLE WHAT THE SHIT

me: stOooOoOoOp

frank: BUT ITS TRUE

me: i'm blushing thank you

frank: NO NEED TO THANK ME, ONLY TELLING THE TRUTH

me: well

me: let me see a full pic of you!

frank: okay

frank:

me: aw

me: you're so cute, frank

frank: i know *hair flip*

me: your hair looks majestic tbh

frank: am i a unicorn now?

me: yes

frank: yEeEss

me: yikes i have to go

frank: what why

me: school???

frank: fuck school staaaay here

me: no frankie, no

frank: what if i persuaded you

me: how

frank:

me: ...frank bye

frank: fUck