GERARD'S POV | 3:29 PM

frank: so

frank: i have a few questions

me: oh hi frank. ask away

frank: uno- what do you look like? cause when i told pete about you he said make sure you're not some creepy pedo

me: ah

me: i don't really like taking pics of myself but okay

me:

frank: okay but where's your face

me: on my head??

frank: no smartass i meant in the pic

me: rude. i don't like showing my face in pics

frank: okay fine, two can play that game

me: what gAme

frank:

me: nice glasses

frank: nice coffee cup

frank: but can i have a full pic of you before i move on to the next question

me: no i'm ugly stop

frank: i don't think your ugly

me: *you're

me: and you've barely seen me

frank: first of all, calm down grammar nazi

frank: second it doesn't matter what's on the outside

me: wow what a poet 1!1!1 they should call you Shakespeare 1!!1!1!

frank: die

me: harsh but reasonable

me: bUt if i die then you won't get a pic of me :)

frank: ..touché

me: i'll think about it later. now move on to the next question

frank: ugh okay

frank: what school do you go to?

me: belleville high. you?

frank: ah i go to northwest

[frank went to a catholic school. i don't know the name so i made up one.]

me: hey, i know some people who go there

me: do you know brendon urie or patrick stump?

frank: tall guy with the big forehead and short guy who likes fedoras ?

me: yess

frank: i've only talked to patrick a few times, but yeah brendon is my friend

me: we went to the same summer camp when we were younger

frank: if only you went to northwest

me: it seems like a nice school

me: probably better than mine

frank: transferrrr

me: yeah no. my parents wouldn't let me, especially not in the middle of senior year

frank: booooo @ your parentals

me: yeah yeah. next question?

frank: i should've asked you this first but pronouns/sexuality? just so i don't assume and make you triggered !1!1!

frank: hello?

frank: okay fine leave me on read

me: A FLY WENT UP MY FUCKING NOSE

me: WELCOME TO YOUR TAPE @ THE FLY

frank: 13 reasons why parody- 13 reasons why i never go outside

me: sAmE

frank: can the fly lay eggs in your nose

me: gr8 im gonna walk my ass to the emergency room

frank: rip gerard. ????-2017

gerard: i was born in 666

frank: makes sense

me: oH and to answer your question before

me: he/him & bi

frank: same pronouns but i'm gay

me: interesting

frank: yes, indeed

me: *strokes beard*

frank: *pets conveniently placed white cat in my lap*

me: *gargles bleach*

frank: *memorizes words to sweatshirt*

me: *sells soul to satan*

frank: jesus

me: i think you mean "geesus"

frank: what

me: gerard + jesus

frank: are you our lord and savior now

me: yes

frank: okay but i'm in a committed relationship with satan sooo

me: toodaloo hecker

frank: when are you ever not a dank meme

me: it's in my blood ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

frank: is pepe your sugar daddy

me: yesss ❤️❤️😫😫😫😫👉🏼👌🏼👉🏼👌🏼

frank: cringe

me: