Imagine your OTP getting up at 5:00 in the morning.

Imagine them reacting to sugar going into warm soda, then cold soda.

Imagine them putting the soda in the microwave and heating it up to see the sugar fizz

Imagine them putting a bunch of random crap in the soda

Imagine one of them sipping it, saying it's good, then try to chug it and almost throwing up

Imagine them making a blue cake and baking it in the microwave, which takes about two hours