Person who wrote the prompt - Maye hoffman
Prompt used - "But... What if?"

Them Evil Dogs.

"But... What if?" I ask my friend.
"Girl, don't worry! My dog doesn't bite, he's a tiny little dachshund." She answers back in a Duh tone.

"How do you know? Huh? He always bites his food anyways, what if I look like a slab of meat? And didn't you adopt him like two weeks ago?" I point out. Is someone recording? These are probably my last words.

"No, it's gonna be fine girl, tiny dogs don't bite. C'mon, you'll love his soft fur!"

We walked past the gate and walk up the porch stairs. She takes out her keys and opens the door.

Running on all fours is my friend's evil dog. I've never met him, but if a dog ain't mine, it's probably evil.

She pets him for a while and introduce him as Twix. I decided that he's not that bad, and crouched down to pet him.

And that's where he decided to attack me, I mean not me. MY FACE!

I don't think I'll ever be the same.