And by colorful words, I mean a lot of fucking cursing.

Alright, so I was reading a rant book called Ravenclaw Rants by -butterbeer, and there was a title called How not to win her over.

Basically it was saying how if you want the girl, DON'T BE A FUCKING DICK.

A paragraph in this is:
If a boy is mean to you, fucking comeback at him. Yeah, no offense, but he does not like you. And even if he does, he is horrible at communicating his emotions, you shouldn't go soft on him because if HE IS MEAN to you, well shit, YOU SHOULD NOT HAVE REMORSE FOR HIS MORTAL FEELINGS.

And I laughed. 

I laughed, not because it was funny.

I laughed because it was fucking true and I've been in that situation before.

About a year or two ago, there was this fucking moron that went to my school who would sneak up behind me and scream. So I came up with a defensive reflex to hit whoever did that to me after I told him to stop and it didn't work.

This went on until I moved to Germany last October.

I didn't invite him to my birthday the month before I left, and my mom WORKED with his mom, do you know what she said?

"Oh, why is he not invited to her birthday?"

BECAUSE HE WAS A FUCKING DICK. THAT'S WHY.

My mother actually replied with, "Because my kid wants to knock your son's block off."

"Why?"

...

No.

Just. Fucking. No.

I HATED that kid with a burning passion, I wanted to smash his face into the nearest piece of concrete I could find.

Anyway, my mom answered, "Because he HARASSES her...?"

"Oh, that's because he likes her."

............

Bitch, what the fuck?

No. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, AAAAAAAAND no.

FIRST OF ALL, that is NOT how you treat someone you LIKE.

SECOND OF ALL, IF I WAS THE ONE HARASSING YOUR KID, WOULDN'T YOU HAVE A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH ME?!

I told him to stop.

Teachers watched and told him to stop.

MY MOTHER watched it and told him to stop.

And he kept going like the fucking idiot he is, was, and probably always will be.

To those guys reading this? Don't be an idiot.

Because being dicks is only going to make them want to shove you into a flaming volcano on Mars, with no fucking spacesuit.

What's worse is that some people even tend to not have a problem with guys picking on girls, whether they like said girl or not, because "boys will be boys!"

That's fucking stupid, it's practically bullying.

This is also why I don't ship Dramione, guys, might be a sorta unpopular opinion but this is my rant/random book and this is me not giving two shits.

And kid, if you're reading this, you should KNOW who you are. I'm glad my friend hit you in the face with a book, I'm just sorry I didn't get to do it when I had the fucking chance.

I've only had two crushes in my life, one of them being a close friend I'd known for years.

Smart, funny, and I'm pretty sure that's what made me like him.

Do you know what else made me like him?

THE FACT THAT HE WASN'T AN INSENSITIVE ASSHOLE.

That's how you get a girl to like you, folks. Appeal to their interests, don't be an insensitive asshole that makes people want to shove your head in a blender.

I'm out, and slightly pissed off.