Hot dog
"Hey Bugaboo!" The little Sinnabun called.
"What do you want now Chat." The heroine replied.
"Do you want to hear my version of the Steven Universe theme song!" He asked excitedly.
"Sure why not." She stated.
OK here we go...
We are the crystal geodes.
We always save the day.
And if you think we can't.
We'll always find a way.
That's why the people of this rock
Believe in...
Granite
Andesite
And Stone
AND HOT DOG!!!!
"..."
"Did you like it M'lady?" He asked proudly.
"No..."
"But why not-"
"I LOVED IT!"
"REALLY!"
"YES! LET'S SING IT TOGETHER!!!"
"OK!!"
~~◇~~
And the two heroes sang Chat's song the whole day until their miaculous ran out at the last line.
"UHGG I'm out." Plagg complained.
"Me too." Tikki agreed.
Adrien and Marinette stared at each other.
"IT'S YOU!" They both stated.
Silence.
"You want to sing the song again?" Marinette asked.
"I Thought You'd Never Ask."
~~◇~~
Then they annoyed their whole class the next day along with the rest of Paris.
First for a week.
Then a month.
Then three.
Then six.
Until they stopped at seven months.
Only to be obsessed with a new theme song parody of a different show.
"Hey do you guys want to hear our new parody of Voltron!" Adrien announced.
They didn't wait for an answer.
"OK! Three! Two! One!" Marinette shouted.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" All of Paris screamed.
~~◇~~
This continued for the rest of everyone's lives.
The tradition continued throughout the generations.
Up until the world couldn't take it any more and was like..
GIRL WHY YOU DO'IN THIS TO ME! I DIDN'T DO NOTHIN'! YOU KNOW WHAT...
I'M OUT.
I REGRET MY SHIP SAILING NOW.
And I'm like... "Naw you love that your ship sailed."
And the Earth is like, " Ya I know."
And the author of this book ruled the universe along with all the other fangirls of the world.
Cause no one gets in the way of our ships.
NO ONE.
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