Pairings: Jaskier x Reader
Fandom: The Witcher

Warnings: Alcohol consumption
SUMMARY: [see request]
Request from anon: hello! could i maybe get a Jaskier when his s/o is drunk? not throwing up or blackout drunk, but just tipsy drunk?

A/N This is rather fitting to be writing considering how my New Years Eve went,,,

Jaskier has a weirdly high alcohol tolerance?? (was it high metabolism, or a deal with the fae? You'd never know)So even after a few pints, he seemed barely buzzed... you however felt on the heavier side of "buzzed"Your head felt all fuzzy, but you were perfectly functionalIt wasn't out of the ordinary for you to feel the effects of alcohol immediately, usually they'd hit you like a horse kick then begin to simmerJaskier was busy explaining his most recent adventure to other patrons in the tavernYou sat at the bar with your drink in hand and would nod at Jaskier with a stupid smileAfter your third mug and second fruit flavored drink, you felt the tiredness begin to cloud your mindStill, you could function but if you tried walking in a straight line you'd fail terribly"Oh my, are you alright?" (Jaskier)You didn't need to answer for Jaskier to know you were on your way to what he'd call "fucked up""I think I'd like to go home," (You)
Even though you felt mostly fine, you could feel the eyes of men and women alike wandering on your bodyWithout another word, you and Jaskier made you way home"How much have you had to drink?" (Jaskier)
He always asks that"Not much, it just hit me quickly 'suppose." (You)
He understood that feelingOnce you made it inside, he set out to find something to settle your upset stomach (not queasiness, but just pains)Jaskier is a naturally caring person so it's not very difficult for him to set himself aside for a moment or two if he thinks someone he loves needs his help