Ahra laid peacefully on the ground until she heard distorted voices. "Miss are you okay??" The voice was so angelic she didn't even understand what it said. She slowly opened her eyes, seeing a blurry vision of...     Kim Taehyung??

She looked to her right and saw Jung Hoseok?? Her eyes took a quick inspection and she realised that all the other members were circled around her.

THE HEAVEN SHIT IS REAL?? BTS ARE ANGELS, OH MY GOSH I FUCKING KNEW IT !!! OH NO, I AM IN HEAVEN I SHOULDN'T CURSE. WAIT I DON'T REMEMBER WHEN I DIED THOUGH? MAYBE PEOPLE DON'T REMEMBER IT ??

"Ahra!!" She heard her best friend's voice. What the heck is she doing in heaven?? She was definitely going to hell with all the fanfics she wrote. There must have been a mistake.

She looked around and saw Chayeon sitting next to her, shaking her shoulders in an attempt to wake her up. Ahra sighed as her head hit the floor once again. Yep, this is definitely not heaven.

She came back to her senses and realised what actually had happened when she felt cold water, which Chayeon sprinkled on her face

"Are you fine??" Hoseok said as he gave her a hand to get up.

"Yeah, totally I am fine." What in the world is happening, what is BTS doing here???

"You sure you don't need to go to the hospital?" Joon asked with a concerned look on his face.

°°°

''Ah, my poor nose.'' Taehyung was now looking at the broken pieces of the mug on the floor. His part of the mug was broken and it looked like his nose had been cut in half.

Ahra flinched because Taehyung was standing so close to her. The one and only Kim Taehyung. It made him flinch as well. Taehyung looked at her and gave his billion-dollar gummy sweet smile.

Ahra didn't know what to say or how to react. How in the fracking world do I breathe again? She had seen them a trillion times in her life but this was absolutely different.

''Looks like we will be your neighbors,'' Taehyung said, who was standing right next to her. This deep voice. Shut up Ahra get out of your thoughts. Remember you always planned the conversation you would have with bts if you randomly encounter them. That's what you and Chayeon practiced at every possible time in high-school. Do not mess it up.

''Yes please take care of us.'' said namjoon

''Do you live here alone?''

''NO, I LIVE HERE WITH MY BEST FRIEND. HER-'' She said pointing towards Charyeon who looked confused, excited, nervous all at the same time just like her. She quickly shut herself up, clenching her fist and scrunching her face at her own stupidity. AHRA YOU HAD ONE JOB, why were you screaming?

''I'm sorry wasn't planning to scream, eye- I'm just nervous.''

''It's fine you don't need to be.'' Joon blinked his eyes and smiled with his deep dimples. It made both of the girls a bit more relaxed.

''Oh! Yes, this is Chayeon. She is kookie's age and an English major student at SNU and she works at a grocery store.'' Jimin putting his tiny hands on her shoulders (which, Chayeon realised, weren't actually as tiny as the army's said them to be.) Jimin said 'grocery store' as if working there was a big achievement, he wasn't trying to tease her or anything, just being his sweet self.

''Hello, I am Chayeon, and that's my best friend slash flatmate, Ahra."

''Hiii Chayeon I am Hoseok. Jung Hoseok!'' he said, offering his hand for a shake. Chayeon's hand had gotten sweaty from being nervous.

''Hi Chayeon, Hi Ahra,'' said Yoongi as he raised a single small hand with chubby fingers.

''Excuse me, Is the Bangtan shifting here?'' A guy, who seemed to have just arrived, said. He was reading from a receipt and looking around at all their faces for a reply.

His shirt read 'Ags movers and packers'. Jimin nodded as he signed on the piece of paper on the clipboard and the guy left.

''Oh my gosh! The movers are already here. We haven't finished cleaning.'' Jin pinched the bridge of his nose.

''Hyung, it is not like we can't afford cleaning services. Can't we just call someone?'' Jimin whined.

''Exactly hyung.'' Jungkook agreed.

''We are 7 young men we don't need anyone's help!.''

''But Hyung, I am hungry, can we just first eat?'' said Hobi, rubbing his belly.

''Yeah, I am hungry too.'' Yoongi voiced, leaning heavily against the door to what Chayeon assumed was their apartment.

''But it's too dirty inside for us to eat.'' Namjoon frowned.

''You can eat at our place.'' suggested. Chayeon and instantly regretting it as she noticed her best friend glaring at her.

'You dumbass stanky bitch when was the last time we had our house clean!!' she could practically hear Ahra's wide eyes saying it.

''Oh yes it will be great, I even got extras!'' said Jhope.

''Okay but let's tell the movers where to keep the stuff and then eat. We can't keep them waiting,'' said Jimin. ''Then see you in 5 mins,'' Tae said with his boxy smile.

Chayeon nodded as the movers and packers come with their racks of expensive clothing on hangers.

***

Ahra and Chayeon ran inside and cleaned the living room as fast as they could. Chayeon was cleaning the coffee table when she realized,

The

Freaking

Doorbell.

Chayeon ran to the door but she was already too late, Jungkook had already pressed the doorbell

"DING DONG. DING DONG" Came the recorded voice of Jungkook. All of the boys found the doorbell hilarious and started laughing except the coconut headass.

Them knowing they both were army was fine but this was another level of embarrassment for her.

"ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ Where did you buy this doorbell I want one of these too." Jin laughed.

"This is hilarious," Yoongi said, his gummy smile making an appearance. Seeing them laugh made Chayeon a bit less embarrassed.

All the boys sat around the coffee table. Some on the couch others sat on pillows on the floor. (Ahra insisted she make them pillow thrones, but the boys humbly refused.) Chayeon went to the kitchen to get plates.

"Umm...Hi Chayeon." A voice behind her made her flinch. She turned back to see it was Joon.

"Yes.."

"Do you know any cleaning service in this area.. I want to call one otherwise Hyung would make us clean."

"Yeah...I know one wait for a second"

Chayeon turned around and reached her hand up, trying to grab a box on top of the refrigerator. But the problem was that she was 3 inches too short, her stubby fingers were unable to even touch the top of the door, let alone any box on it. Curse Ahra for being tall and keeping stuff out of her reach.

She jumped a few times in an attempt to grab the box but fell back down before she could do so. She huffed in frustration, looking around for something to stand on, then decided to try standing on tiptoes. She lifted herself on the base of her feet, smiling and her fingers made it to the top of the tall structure. But her smile quickly dropped into a frown as she felt around and found only despair and emptiness.

Her breath hitched as she felt warmth behind her. A well-proportioned chest pressed against her back. Her body stiffened as she felt the person behind her lift their arm up and saw a single tanned hand reach above the fridge and grab the box she was trying to grab. He pulled it down and moved away as Chayeon slowly turned on her feet. She released a small gasp.

She always knew Joon was the most beautiful man in human history but seeing him this close, she could see little flaws on his face like a tiny pimple on his forehead but everything about him was so nice, everything about him was beautiful, this is her y/n moment. she will live the life of fanfics from now on.. buuuut then, like the little bitch it is, reality struck her.

Joon barely knew my name. I am not even sure if Joon was single or if he even likes girls. I don't need to know about it because we are just neighbors and I should not interfere with his private life. I should not interfere with any members' private life.

"Here." Chayeon took a business card out of the box and handed it to Joon muttered a small thanks, along with his deadly dimpled smile. She turned on her heels to pick up the plates but stopped when he called her.

"Chayeon.. can I borrow your phone.. sorry I left mine in the apartment."

Dammit, why does my wallpaper have to be of Joon right now?!

"Umm of course.. you can."

"Sorry, we have been troubling you since we came. It hasn't even been a day."

''No, Namjoon Oppa you guys are not troubling us at all. Don't you know how honored we feel to serve our president Kim Namjoon directly? " Chayeon said with one hand on her chest, making Namjoon chuckle.

Namjoon opened her phone as she left to find himself as her wallpaper. He smiled to himself as he combed his hair with one hand. He wasn't surprised after seeing her whole house but he just found it really cute.

***

"Wow, you guys have a nice collection of music albums," Taehyung observed as he looked at their shelf full of them. A lot of them were BTS albums but they had a variety.

"We have been collecting them for a long time." Ahra felt so happy. No one other than her friends who loved k-pop ever said that. Getting Taehyung's approval on her music taste is the biggest achievement she can ever accomplish. She's not even exaggerating. There's no greater honor. Period.

"You guys seem to know each other for a long time," inquired Jin

"Yeah we know each other since high school"

"Interesting," said Jimin

Chayeon walked in with the plates and glasses, Taehyung speed-walked to her to help her with some. All of them were eating and talking about the neighborhood. Chayeon told them about the retail store she works at which is apparently the only one near. They talked about some other neighbors as well. Jungkook didn't pay attention to anything anyone said he was busy in his phone.

They knew there was renovation going on in 3 of the apartments in the building but the apartments were actually getting turned into a whole new huge studio apartment which was now owned by Bighit.

Ahra's phone rang. It was their friend, Miihi. Last week Ahra had dropped her phone and it had been acting weird lately so when she tried to turn it off it didn't.

Yoongi thought she was rejecting the call because of them so he asked her to pick it up and said that they wouldn't mind it. She was feeling so nervous at the moment that she picked it up.

''HEY BEACH YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT I AM GONNA TELL YOU. I KNOW A GUY WHO KNOWS A GUY WHO IS FRIENDS WITH THE OWNER OF THE SALOON YEONTAN GOES TOO. I AM WINNING AT LIFE YAAAAAAAAY THAT'S WHY I SAY YOU NEED TO HAVE CONNECTIONS.'' Her phone was acting so weirdly that the speaker turned on automatically. the screen was so cracked that even when she tried to close the speaker it didn't turn off. After her many failed attempts it did. She looked up and everyone, seemed a little uncomfortable.

''This is getting creepy.'' said Jungkook

Taehyung smacked his head and gave what seemed to Chayeon a very fake laugh. The others did the same which made Chayeon feel worse.Chayeon had enough. She wasn't liking the fact that she made them feel uncomfortable at all. Anyone at their place would feel uncomfortable in such a situation especially after all the saesangs they have to deal with. How could they trust anyone?

''Guys I am sorry, I know us living next door must make you guys feel uncomfortable. With all this shouting both of us did and the Miihi's phone call it must have made you guys feel uneasy. Miihi is a fan of you guys too but she wanted to know yeontan's saloon because she has a dog of her own, and she loves her very much and yeontan is her bias. She loves how well kept he is and says how majestic he looks plus she is weird in general," ("I mean in her defense, so are we." muttered Ahra, inaudibly.)

 "But in all seriousness, I promise we won't interfere in your business anymore and stay within our limits. We should have behaved better. You must be thinking we are stalkers or something like that anyone at your place would feel that I promise you guys won't even realize our existence. I really want to apologize, I am really sorry.'' The whole time she saw Ahra vigorously nodding her head.

Chayeon felt really sorry. After all the things BTS did for her she just became a problem for them. After all the hard work they do, they surely won't want to face any more fans and would want total privacy.

''You should be," muttered Jungkook receiving another smack from Taehyung.

Hoseok smiled, "What if I want you to interfere in my life and be a friend?"

''Chayeon, I am happy that you care about our privacy but you don't need to feel that way. Not trying to flex but if we started to doubt everyone who knew us to be a sasaeng, then the whole nation is our stalker, you don't need to be anxious.'' Jin said as he stuffed his face with food and gave a little laugh.

''Yeah you should not worry so much'' Jimin smiled.

''The phone call was, to be honest, a little creepy but now that I know it's fine. Yeontanie is my Lil baby you know. He is so little and small I have to protect him at all costs.'' Taehyung said. "Also your friend was absolutely correct. Tannie is majestic." His boxy smile now on display.

"If we had a problem with you we wouldn't have come to your house in the first place," said Joon. He and the other members' words calmed her down a little. But she still felt bad for making them uncomfortable

"Were you trying rap or talk you said everything in almost one breath." Taehyung laughed.

They heard a thunderstorm and it soon started to rain cats and dogs.

It was getting pretty cold so Ahra proposed the idea of making coffee for them which they gladly accepted.

***

Chayeon is the kind of army we need ✊. Also if you haven't guessed Chayeon has anxiety problems just like me :').