Me: *writing plot outline for Dovewing's Dismay*

Me: Wait a second... I want to prove that the headcanon about Dovewing being homophobic and transphobic is wrong, and that she's just not really comfortable around gay couples because she isn't used to it. I'll definitely have IvyXa she-cat because that would explain the anger between the sisters...but wait, I'm not sure if Ivy is straight...ughh
Should I end up shipping Dovewing with a she-cat?

A bit of the fandom: TIGERXDOVE!

The rest of the Dovelovers: BUMBLEXDOVE!

Most of the fandom: SCREW DOVEWING

Me: Well, either I use a random generator and input ThunderClan she-cats or I'll scrap the idea.

(Yes, this conversation just took place inside my head, may it bring you entertainment and/or amusement)