Hehehe I said I would do this a million years ago and remembered today
birdsarecute123 made this up

There is a sufficient lack of normal phrases because I thought the more interesting ones would be entertaining

-Sorry, I'm pretty awkward
-*reference*
-*insert garbled word here*
-That was very punny
-So spoopy
-(after my dad makes a pun and my mom says "don't encourage him") ENCOURAGEMENT ENCOURAGEMENT
This happens more than you'd expect
-*hisses*
-Meow
-No
-Oh my StarClan
-Can we talk about Warriors?
-Can we talk about fandoms?
-We have unlimited juice? THIS PARTY'S GONNA BE OFF THE HOOK! (If you get that reference I will love you almost as much as fictional-senpai)
-Don't judge me, I'm a fangirl
-*awkward silence*
-Annoying, high pitched snort laugh
(Warning: inside jokes with my siblings  incoming)
-Do the salacious crumb laugh!
-Oberbank it's OBERDERE
-In the medium of gummy
-Holger is a cinnamon roll
-Oliver nO, I couldn't POSSIBLY do anything to stop you
-🎶Thanks for riding our railway, nobody else lives here🎶
-eUrOpE sIrEn
Fun fact: those were all made up while in Europe (probably obvious with that last one) and I still annoy my family with them to this day
-Heyyy brother (that is a reference)
-So sorry
-Just kidding
-Shadios
-Oops
-Uhhhhhhhhh
-CAN I PLEASE JUST FINISH THIS DRAWING
-UGHHHHH SCREW THIS DRAWING
-I'm sorry sketchpad I didn't mean to throw you across the room
-That's the furry movie (I talk about Zootopia a lot)
-I ship them
-I totally ship it
-Please don't make me go to Walmart
-ICE CREEEEEAM
-Why do the girls at school put paper mache on their faces
-That's concealer? We've been over this, that texture must be paste
-Not relatable
-(quietly to self) Whycan'theberealwhywhywhy
-And it really really works
-FOR THE LAST TIME RAINBOWFLIP IS NOT A WARRIOR NAME

Probably forgot a lot but that was way too much fun