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So guys, because Alec Benjamin is amazing, I'm going to have you and Emily working at a bar as singers and this will be at the bar that Kirk met Uhura at Enjoy!  (I will be begging for sweet mercy at the end of the chapter)

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"come on Em, we've done this countless times! Don't tell me you're getting stage fright NOW!" I exclaimed, exasperated at my younger sisters irrational fear. 

"I k-know I just-- What if they don't like me..." I was gobsmacked, shocked, confused. 

"Em, I have never met a single person who doesn't like you. In my entire 25 years of life, everyone loves you. And these moronic dimwits at the bar will be no different" she giggled slightly. 

"Right, lets go!" I grabbed my guitar and gestured for us to walk onto the stage, 

"come on, let's show them a good show!" Emily nodded, we walked onto the stage Emily walked up to the microphone. As I started to play my guitar, Emily started to sing.

"Well, I shook hands with the devil, 

Down on the south side,

And he bought us both a drink,

With a pad and a pencil sat by his side,
I said, 'Tell me what you think',I've been looking for my savior, looking for my truth,

I even asked my shrink-" I interrupted at the perfect moment with,

"-He brought me down to his level

Said, 'Son, you're not special
You won't find him where you think'You won't find him down on sunset
Or at a party in the hills
At the bottom of the bottle
Or when you're tripping on some pills-" we both started singing at the same time,

"When they sold you the dream you were just 16

Packed a bag and ran away
And it's a crying shame you came all this way
'Cause you won't find Jesus in LA
And it's a crying shame you came all this way
'Cause you won't find Jesus in LA" I then sang alone,

"Took a sip of his whiskey

Said, 'Now that you're with me
Well, I think that you should stay"
Yeah, I know you've been busy
Searching through the city
So let me share the way'

'I know I'm not your savior

Know I'm not your truth
But I think we could be friends
He said 'Come down to my level
Hang out with the devil

Let me tell you, in the end'" we sang together again,

"You won't find him down on sunset

"Or at a party in the hills
At the bottom of the bottle
Or when you're tripping on some pills
When they sold you the dream you were just 16
Packed a bag and ran away
And it's a crying shame you came all this way
'Cause you won't find Jesus in LA
And it's a crying shame you came all this way

'Cause you won't find Jesus in LA" the spotlight went onto Emily for her verse. 

"And that is when I knew that it was time to go home

And that is when I realized that I was alone
And all the vibrant colors from the lights fade away

And I don't care what they say" I played a slightly happy tune on my guitar, while singing my verse into the mic.

"You won't find him down on sunset

Or at a party in the hills
At the bottom of the bottle
Or when you're tripping on some pills
When they sold you the dream you were just 16
Packed a bag and ran away
And it's a crying shame you came all this way

'Cause you won't find Jesus in LA" me and Emily sang the last verse with emotion, as if we were there. In LA with the devil realising we won't find what we're looking for but still being okay with it.

"I won't find him down on sunset

Or at a party in the hills
At the bottom of the bottle
Or when I'm tripping on some pills
When they sold me the dream I was just 16
Packed my bag and ran away
And it's a crying shame I came all this way
'Cause I won't find Jesus in LA
And it's a crying shame I came all this way

'Cause I won't find Jesus in LA" I sang the very last verse and strummed my guitar once more. The owner took out a music machine thingy and started playing some awful club music, honestly! This is a bar not a club! And our songs are way better! 

"lets go get a drink before we get Saint Wonderful Hair" Em giggled. In case you were wondering who 'Saint Wonderful Hair' is, it's James T. Kirk. Come on, don't lie to me and say that's not the perfect nickname for him. Anyway, we walked over to the bar and sat in between a very pretty lady with dark hair neatly down and bark brown eyes that looked around me and Em's age and Em. She was unfortunate and had to sit next to an alien that I would rather not describe for fear of vomiting. The woman on my right with the straight brown hair ordered quite a few drinks (I'm assuming they're for her and her friends) suddenly, an awfully familiar voice reached my ears...

"That's a lot of drinks for  one woman" oh great, Saint Perfect hair's drunk...again. The woman gave him a small glance that practically radiated hatred, oh I like her.

"And a shot of Jack, straight up."  

"make that two. Her shots on me."

"her shots on her" she turned back to Jim 

"thanks but no thanks"

"Do you at least wanna know my name before you completely shut me out?"

"I'm fine without it"

"you are fine without it" Jim said smirking, this is rather amusing. My monies on the chick next to me

"It's Jim, Jim Kirk" she remained silent 

"if  you don't tell me your name I'm gonna have to make one up" she caved

"it's Uhura" she sounds a little crabby, with good reason. I would be too if I was in her shoes

"Uhura?! No way that was the name I was gonna make up for you!" oh my god, the guy next to Em looks a little uncomfortable with being caught in the middle of this.

"Jim stop making a fool of yourself, my poor ears hurt from hearing all those terrible pick up lines" the girl snorted

"shut up Y/n" Jim mumbled

"Anyway what your last name Uhura?" 

"Uhura is my last name"

"yeah Jim stop being an idiot" he ignored me.

"Well, then don't they have first names in your world?" he seems to be using quite a bit of brain power for this. Uhura seemed to find his stupidity funny, but don't we all. Jim moved so he could sit on the other side of Uhura 

"So, you're a cadet you're studying. What's your focus?" 

"Xenolingustics. You have no idea what that means" she said boredly

"the study of alien languages."

"Oh yeah like Morphology, Phonology, Syntax." I added 

"Means you've got a talented tongue" Jim continued as if I  hadn't said anything. He is the biggest asshole I know. Uhura seemed impressed though

"I'm impressed--" told you 

"-- For a moment there i thought you were just a dumb hickwho only has sex with farm animals"

"burn!" I say 

"well not ONLY" he's still ignoring me. Uhura laughed. 

"this townie isn't bothering you right?" some tall ass guy said walking up. Oh my god, MOVE AWAY ASSHOLE! IT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSSINESS!

"Ha! Beyond belief! But It's nothing I can't handle" She turned her torso to grab her drink whilst saying this and downing her drink,

"you could handle me. That's an invitation" I fake vomited 

"Hey, you better mind your manners!" oh man this guy is techy 

"relax cupcake it was a joke" He patted the guys shoulder. Oooooooh! That's the perfect nickname for him! 

"Hey, Farm boy! Maybe you can't count but there are four of us and one of you!" he grabbed Jim's shoulder to turn him around roughly. I stiffened.

"so go get a few more guys then it'll be an even fight" he patted cupcakes cheek smiling victoriously, as if he didn't know what was going to happen. 

Suddenly, the big one punched Jim's face. Uhura tried asking them to stop but Jim got up again and just as he was about to be pushed again he kicked cupcake onto a table smashing the drinks on it. Another guy came at Jim so I chose this moment to tackle him to the ground and start punching him. I wasn't fully aware as to what was going on around me, only that my nose was bleeding, I had a split lip and I had gotten hold of a bottle. I smashed it over his head and got up to go get one of the other guys. I had a slight advantage as I knew theey would be unwilling to hit a woman. 

I charge at the one behind Jim and punched him in the face, I swung at him again and he tried to stop my punch so I kicked him where the sun don't shine. 

"Enough!" Uhura said trying to get them to stop I got the one I was fighting to the floor and checked how Jim was doing. Not good. He was on the floor and being pulled back up and shoved onto a table and getting punched. I tried to go over there but I was stopped by cupcake, who wrestled my hands behind my back so I couldn't punch him. I kicked his shins several times until he let me go. Suddenly, there was a loud whistling sound.

"outside all of you" there was a pause

"NOW!" 

"yes sir" everyone started to clear of, well, no payday for me this week...

"you alright son?" he asked Jim, who's entire face was covered in blood.

"you can whistle real loud, you know that?" He looked confused and cocked his head slightly, then turned to me

"and you miss?" Oh, I recognise him! He's Christopher Pike! Captain Pike, apparently he's a super chill dude 

"I've had worse"

"Well from the way you threw yourself into that fight and only came out with a split lip and a bloody nose I might've guessed" I laughed

A/n:

Okay, Hahaha! *get's down on my knees* PLEEEEEAAAAASSSSSEEEE DON'T KILL ME FOR UPDATING SO LATE!! I' M TO YOUNG TO DIE!! *Hides behind Spock*

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