also stole this idea from char because originality is dead

The unidentified body of a young woman has been found off the coast of Denmark. Her cause of death has been determined as hypothermia after being submerged in the cold ocean water. While the circumstances surrounding her death are still unknown, an autopsy has found that her blood alcohol content was 0.21% at her time of death. As this is close to the limit for alcohol poisoning, her intoxication may have played a role in her death. She was 5'7 with blue eyes and long, light brown hair. Please come forward to the police if you have believe you may know her, or may have seen her before her death.