Fucking Stoners Man
'Disappointments'
3:50 AM
Unknown1 has entered 'Dissapointments'
Unknown1 has changed their name to 'BombGoBOOM'
Unknown1 has added 5 people to 'Dissapointments'
Unknown2 has changed their name to 'Stoner'
Unknown3 has changed their name to 'InnocentBean'
Unknown4 has changed their name to 'PapaZuku'
Unknown5 has changed their name to 'CatBoy'
Unknown6 has changed their name to 'LiterallyDead'
PapaZuku
> Where's my favorite shoe
BombGoBOOM
> WaiT PLEASE NO
BombGoBOOM
> I SWEAR IT'S FOR A GOOD REASON
LiterallyDead
> Uhm... Mister, why are we here?
PapaZuku
> Oh thank god
PapaZuku
> At least my favorite is here 🙄
LiterallyDead
> Favorite?
BombGoBOOM
> EX-FUCKING-CUSE ME?!
CatBoy
> Fair enough
CRACK
AlL aRoUnD mE aRe FaMilIaR fAcEs~ <
InnocentBean
> 🥺👉👈
PapaZuku
> You're up there on the list too.
InnocentBean
> 🤗
CRACK
Yea okay Koda ripoff <
PapaZuku
> 🙂
CatBoy
> Oop-
BombGoBOOM
> Oh shit
CRACK
I apologize from the bottom of my heart, you are the truest bean around here and one of the only things keeping Papa 'Zuku from going insane. You are one of the best things to have ever happened to this group. I love you dearly, and regret my words. You are your own person and aren't defined by Koda in any way shape or form. <
PapaZuku
> Good job.
PapaZuku
> Now, back to Mr.EdgyBoomMan
BombGoBOOM
> Words can hurt man :,(
PapaZuku
> So can these hands.
CatBoy
> HA! Bitch gonna get his ass beat
PapaZuku
> And so will you if you don't shut up.
Stoner
> Heyyyy bitches
BombGoBOOM
> Hey stoner
CatBoy
> Hey stoner
CRACK
Hey stoner <
PapaZuku
> Hello stoner me
Stoner
>
Stoner
> Okay FIRST OF ALL-
Stoner
> I'm not ALWAYS high >:(
LiterallyDead
> How high are you right now?
Stoner
> What
LiterallyDead
> High
Stoner
> Hey little bro how ya doin'
CRACK
Oh mah god- <
PapaZuku
> @BombGoBOOM Watch did you do to my child?
BombGoBOOM
> HEY! It wasn't me!!
CatBoy
> Wasn't me either.
LiterallyDead
> It was @InnocentBean
PapaZuku
> GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
CRACK
🤭 <
CatBoy
> 🤭
BombGoBOOM
> 🤭
InnocentBean
> Surprise? ( ͡ಥ ͜ʖ ͡ಥ)
Stoner
> I shall prepare the funeral
Stoner
> In the morning
'Dissapointments'
11:50 AM
CatBoy
> @Stoner Did you plan the funeral yet?
Stoner
> Man I just woke up tf you on
BombGoBOOM
> Lazy ass bitch
CRACK has muted 6 people
CRACK has deleted 9 announcements
CRACK has deleted 51 messages
CRACK has deleted 2 announcements
Izuku slipped out of the crowd of the joint classes to check his buzzing phone. As soon as his eyes landed on the messages, his anxiety spiked.
He went about deleting as much evidence as he could, then created a new chat.
'Unnamed Chat'
11:53 AM
CRACK
You're all idiots <
BombGoBOOM
> Hey why the fuck am I muted in the gc?!
Stoner
> Uncool man 😑
CatBoy
> Yea what gives?!
CRACK
You idiots think I want to have to explain the alternate universes to my classmates and teachers?! <
CRACK
We've seen what could happen! <
Izuku excused himself, heading straight to the restrooms. His body and soul shook with anxiety at the mere thought of his alternative universes. Specifically, one where his friends had found out about the AUs.
In that world, the news had spread to the rest of the world, and quirked individuals worldwide tried to find these alternative universes. The world ended up collapsing into itself, leaving the Izuku Midoryia of that world in an endless void all by himself.
In another world, he'd been murdered. Only at his funeral did he find out that his dear classmate and friend, 𝔶☋Ⳓλ ΔᎧ𝔶ค₼ꁲ, had been his murderer. Apparently, he'd gone mad with the information that there were alternate universes and thought that killing Izuku would cure it.
His raging thoughts and memories halted abruptly when he felt two noticeably strong arms wrap around him in a gentle hug. Turning his head slightly, he noticed a familiar mop of hair, and a few other figures standing (or floating) behind him.
"Տօɾɾɾɾվ, վօմմ Տҽҽʍҽժ ժօօաղ..." Dead!Izuku drawled, his voice distorted and faint, yet booming somehow.
A smile graced his lips, widening when S!Izuku muttered his own sorry, albeit much quieter. Izuku relaxed into the warmth of his other worlds, the anxiety ignored in favor of teasing S!Izuku.
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