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local bicon 🏳️‍🌈 alienhunter • 1d
relationship status: noel miller saying "ha ay its ya boy uh skinny penis"    ( THREAD — DON'T FUCKIN INTERRUPT IT, SLUTS! )
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local bicon 🏳️‍🌈 alienhunter • 1d
current mood: "the haters have something new to ride this year coming in 2016 this dick"
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local bicon 🏳️‍🌈 alienhunter • 1d
tom @ me: vine of that guy in the yellow jacket and jesus sandals skipping through house on phone and giggling Ryan before falling onto the couch    TomHolland1996
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local bicon 🏳️‍🌈 alienhunter • 1d
kalvin's eternal mood: "this man is about to masturbate ladies text him back help a nut"    BUCKYSBITCH
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local bicon 🏳️‍🌈 alienhunter • 1d
FUCKING JJ ON THE DAILY: "he likes to play catch i asked him can he catch these hands he said yes so i fucking hit him what is the problem" (rich dad arguing with his lawyer about his son, noel miller)    jjabrams
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local bicon 🏳️‍🌈 alienhunter • 1d
nolan when he runs into JJ's ex-lovers that he happens to be friends with ( its wild lmfao ??? ) at the grocery store: "bro megan is super chill dawg" "yeah fool i hit that" "s-sick dawg" (heartbroken expression on face) nolanfreud
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local bicon 🏳️‍🌈 alienhunter • 1d
felix on his second day at dominos: (nervous guy approaches) "hi welcome to pizza hut let me guess? pizza" (nervous guy collapses) holdfelix
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local bicon 🏳️‍🌈 alienhunter • 1d
videos gus sends me & tom when he hangs out with jimmy: red faced white boy is overly emotional with hand covering face and singing along to BOTDF gusthebus TomHolland1996 jimmygrimm
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local bicon 🏳️‍🌈      alienhunter    •    1d
elijah at 3am: "i figured out to record without any hands you do have to be a boy though ill figure something out for the girls–" ELIJAHGRAHAM
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local bicon 🏳️‍🌈 alienhunter • 1d
probs zendaya when she sees fuckboys: "hit it hit that bitch" (tries to drive car into clown, clown runs across street, people in car scream, mcdonalds logo and song thing plays) zendaya
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local bicon 🏳️‍🌈 alienhunter • 1d
me with gus at some point: (guy jamming, glances back, does double take, turns radio down) "oh my fucking god i gotta turn around i left my son at the fucking gas station" gusthebus
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local bicon 🏳️‍🌈 alienhunter • 1d
drunk jimmy: "i love niall horan with his blue eyes and blond hair he makes do this" (strikes pose) *drunk jimmy is a 1d stan* jimmygrimm
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local bicon 🏳️‍🌈 alienhunter • 1d
jacob sitting next to drunk jimmy: (you & i by 1d video playing, guy turns around) "holy moly"    lifeiisaloha  jimmygrimm
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local bicon 🏳️‍🌈 alienhunter • 1d
drunk jimmy standing on the tables .2 seconds later: "i would like to raise a toast to my father as we all know he's a very busy man and cant be here today but–" (holds up picture of harry styles) "– i love you daddy" jimmygrimm
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Tom 🏳️‍🌈 TomHolland1996 • 1d
is this why youve been in the bathroom for almost an hour????
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local bicon 🏳️‍🌈 alienhunter • 1d
replying to TomHolland1996. . .
obviously
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【   NOTE!   】
❨ 6.15.18 ❩
everyone kinda just looked at the tweets and were like ,,, salems probably just fucking drunk and watching vines again ,,,, which he definitely was ya know just drunk and chilling in the bathroom while watching vines ,, the usual i can 100% confirm he was just sitting in the bathtub laughing to himself

also hi self promo !! go follow my instagram @/topangahs (im changing my user whenever i come up with something better and if anyone uhhhh wants to help with that hmu pls) i just made the acc yesterday and i haven't posted anything yet but im gonna post some screencap edits and stuff ,,,,

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