*someone knocks at the door*

Cancer: I'll get it! *runs to the door and opens it*

Karen: Hello there!

Cancer: Hello, ma'am. How can I help y-

Karen: This house is wonderful! Can I get a better look?

Taurus: *rushes to the door to see what took Cancer too long*

Cancer: I'm sorry, but I can't let you in. This house belongs t-

Karen: LOOK I DON'T CARE WHO OWNS IT AND I'M MOVING IN AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME!

Aries: *runs over* Ma'am, this is our house. No, you cannot move in.

Karen: MY PRECIOUS CHILDREN WANT TO LIVE HERE!

Taurus: So? This is still our house.

Leo: *is somehow right near the Karen* Yeah, you can't have this house.

Karen: I WANT THIS HOUSE AND YOU WON'T STOP ME FROM MOVING IN!

Virgo: THAT TEARS IT! I'M CALLING THE POLICE! *pulls out phone and begins to dial the police*

Karen: Call them. They'll believe me over you house-stealers anyway.

Sagittarius: *is slightly confused* House-stealers?

Karen: You have no power over this house anymore. It is MINE!

*the police arrive*

Police: What seems to be the problem?

Karen: This lot tried to kick me out of my own house and steal it!

Cancer: That's not true! You tried to force us to give you our house!

Virgo: Alright, Karen. If this is your house... then open the door! *slams the door shut*

Karen: I will, then. *pulls out a set of keys*

*the lock turns, and clicks. The police writes something in their notepad*

*the lock doesn't budge*

Karen: *face is now pale white*

Police: Ma'am. I need you to get in my vehicle, now.

Karen: *starts yelling* THEY STOLE MY HOUSE KEY SO I COULDN'T GET IN!

Aries: *shakes head* Never thought this would happen.

Virgo: *looks down, then back at Aries* Me neither.

Inspired by a story on Reddit.