Because yes. Their usernames are their names.

The Ram
@Aries

I am Aries, the ram. What else is new?

Published Stories (3)

How I got my horns
"Is this it?"
"Yes."
"What will it do to me?"
"Nothing harmful."
"If you say so..."
2 views
0 votes
3 parts

Typical Arguments (Featuring my family!)
Everyday things.
18 views
5 votes
10 parts

Blackouts
Solid black images
1 view
1 vote
2 parts

Just A Random Bull
@Taurus

Running Taurus.exe...

Failed to load Taurus.exe.

Computer shutting down...

Published Stories (1):

Tauruspaw: (Warrior Cats)
Zodiacclan is in trouble. There is one cat who will save us all...
21 views
10 votes
20 parts

The Twins Are Back!
@Gemini

...and we're the twins!

Published Stories (2):

Twinning!
Moments when you gotta twin.
1 view
0 votes
5 parts

Paws and Claws
Featuring: Our cat, Crystal!
32 views
10 votes
6 parts

Shy Bean >_<
@Cancer

I am shy
No questions, Alright?

Published Stories (1):

Don't ask.
Read the title
0 views
0 votes
1 part

Mighty Lions Fear Me
@Leo

Rawr

Published Stories (2)

50 Lions (WIP)
50 stories. Featuring me!
51 views
2 votes
27 parts

How many views can this pic of me get?
Did you look at the title?
No?
DO IT!
0 views
0 votes
1 part

I like Nutella
@Virgo

<No Entity Spotted>

Published Stories (1)

Nutella Tribute
NUTELLA IS HOLY!
1 view
1 vote
2 parts

Libra
@Libra

Pros and Cons

Published Stories (1):

There is no story
No comment.
10 views
4 votes
9 parts

Scorpion Stinger
@Scorpio

I WILL sting.

Guaranteed!

Published Stories (0):

This user has no stories.

Archery FTW
@Sagittarius

Would you like a taste of my bow?

Published Stories (1):

The Story of My Bow
Blood warning
2 views
2 votes
2 parts

I'm NOT a Unicorn
@Capricorn

...don't look at me like that.

Published Stories (0):

This user has no stories.

Fishy
@Aquarius

No no no no no no!

Published Stories (0):

This user has no stories.

Pisces
@Pisces

"Reflection."

Published Stories (2):

Paw for Paw
Our pets!
10 views
3 votes
8 parts

Fish can Roar
Toby's story of REVENGE!
1 view
0 votes
2 parts