Cancer: There's a squirrel in the backyard.

Scorpio: *rushes to go look* So there is.

Cancer: Can we keep it?

Leo: NO! We are not taking that rabid creature in our house!

Cancer: *already outside*

Leo: She never listens to me...

Cancer: *grabs the squirrel and rushes in* I'm gonna call you Acorn!

Aries: *opens front door* I'm back! What did I miss?

Gemini: Nothing. Unless you find Cancer getting a pet squirrel interesting.

Short party!