Mick
Always in the women's clothes department eyeing the women (and let's be honest. The clothes as well.)

Keith
Always in the toy department playing with all the fun little gadgets.

Brian
Always dropping things and accidentally giving costumers wrong directions. He just wants to keep his job.

Charlie
That cashier that's really quiet and awkward. He doesn't say anything and checking out is probably the most awkward two minutes of your life,

Bill
The awkward employee who's always just walking around and doing nothing really. He only got the job cause he wanted to watch people. Watching people is fun.