I'm pretty sure someone requested this but I forget who 😭😭😭 I'm sorry that I suck. I give credit to the person whoever it was

Mick
Jealous because Keith is his but still ships it because this man has a problem (meeeeeeeeee)

Keith
Not entirely sure how to feel about this. "I like doing drugs with him...."

Brian
"But I belong to Charlie...."

Charlie
I can actually picture Charlie reading fan fiction. It's odd but I can see it. "But Brian belongs to me."

Bill
"Give the blonde boy to Mick's bitch do the duck can be mine."

Guys I'm a jerk to Bill and I realize this now. Honestly he's not bad. In fact quite a great person. I dunno.... I guess he's just easy to pick on. I blame WattsupWatts. This is his fault okay?