The Chapter Where Sawyer Joins The Chat
guys i made another chatfic if anyone's interested if you didn't already know. its literally called "another pokemon chatfic" and it takes place shortly after the Manalo Conference. this book and that books chapters will be released together for now.
~chat:hell on earth~
Kiwi:ash your talonflame is divebombing me again
Ashy:and?
Kiwi:she stole my sandwich :/
Ashy:fuck
Ashy:she's picking that habit back up
Ashy:oh well i guess her and sceptile can be buds
Sere:she used to steal food?
Bonbon:When we first met Dedenne!
Sawyer:I finally look at this chat and see that somehow Ash's Pokemon are in this chat?
Thunderbolt: (: (:
Ash-Greninja:ILL DESTROY YOU AGAIN
Flamethrower:ignore him hes high
Inferno:okay but when isnt he? anyways brb gonna go commit arson
Leaf Blade:as you should. ill go steal from the pkmn center again
Dragon Boi:sawyer!!!
Draco Meteor:you know this nerd?
Ice Beam:Hiii
Yellow Scarfed Bug:^^^
The Pink One:and me
Sawyer:you are?
Yellow Scarfed Bug:my mate!
Ashy:the reason i released butterfree in the first place
Steel Button:Gible, it is not nice to call people nerds in the way you did.
The Pink One:a literal pink butterfree
Sere:one of my newest team members
Draco Meteor:i sowwy uwu
Sawyer:I-
Sawyer:like a shiny butterfree?
Ashy:nononononono
The Pink One:
Sawyer: :0
Sawyer:Also Shauna and I are moving to Pallet Town
Ashy:yee
Sawyer:I'm not going to question how or why Arceus is in this chat
Ashy:eh he mostly ignores this chat so it's fine
Arceus:someone call?
Ashy:unless you call him by name
Ashy:no, no one called.
Sawyer:I-
Arceus:oh okay then
Sawyer:Ash, your Pokemon's personalities are very interesting.
Ashy:its because were all fucking disasters!!!
Ashy:myself included!!!
Thunderbolt:and we all have no sense of self preservation!!! ^^^
Flamethrower:mostly because our idiot of a trainer being born without any form of self preservation
Ashy:i feel called out and i dont like it
~Chat:wewcome tuwu heww~
owu:whoops i used hewwspeak own main uwu
uwu:iwt ok whawt did uwu say
owo:gibwe said he was sowwy tuwu mewmetaw uwu
úwù:tehn iwt was impowtant tuwu use iwt uwu
ówò:i gwuess so uwu
~Chat:hell on earth~
Sawyer:who even is who in this chat? I'm confused.
Ashy:you only know @Lemonhead (clemont), @Bonbon (bonnie), @Sere (serena), @Ash-Greninja (greninja), @Dragon Boi (goodra), and @Thunderbolt (Pikachu) from Kalos
Ashy:and @PrepareForTrouble (Jessie) and @AndMakeItDouble (James)
Mayflower:wait
Mayflower:your name is sawyer
Sawyer:yes?
Ashy:hes from hoenn but we met him in kalos (:
Mayflower:as in sawyer from petalburg city?
Mayflower:who's kantoian name is shōta?
Sawyer:uh yeah...?
Mayflower: :0
Know-it-all: :0
Mayflower:remember May and Max?
Sawyer:of course
Mayflower:IT'S ME MAY
Know-it-all:AND I'M MAX
Sawyer: :0
Sawyer:You all are friends with Ash too?
Mayflower:yee
Mayflower:we travelled with him through hoenn and the kanto battle frontier
Sawyer: :0
Sawyer:I was his rival in Kalos
Mayflower:yeah yeah yeah ash told us about you
Know-it-all:plus we watched the league
Mayflower:we just never connected the dots until now
Sawyer:Oh
Sawyer:So like, what do you do? Because I remember you hated Pokemon when you left.
Mayflower:contests!
Mayflower:you also should meet drew!
Mayflower:why do you both have green hair holy fuck
Mayflower:@Grass Head Whenever you're free
Grass Head:they haven't even started it yet
Mayflower:thats rude
Grass Head:yeah
Grass Head:also hi @Sawyer
Sawyer:Hello!
Grass Head:ill add you to the grass head chat eventually
Connoisseur:I'll do it. You'll probably just forget.
Sawyer:Okay...?
Sawyer:also @Ashy I figured it out the other day!
Ashy:epic
Ashy:also get yourself a nickname on this chat
~Sawyer has changed Sawyer's name to HoenneseKalosianDisaster~
Ashy:understandable
HoenneseKalosianDisaster:I know
Gare-Bear:you were one of ashy boy's rivals?
HoenneseKalosianDisaster:In Kalos...?
Ashy:(ig he could be considered the main rival he was the rival i was really on level with and met first between the two main rivals)
Ashy:(tho alain kinda became the main rival at the end)
Gare-Bear:oh
Gare-Bear:anyway sup im gary im ashs other best friend and first rival
Gare-Bear:and youre also half kalosian? epic
Ashy:oh right i forgot youre half kantoian half kalosian
HoenneseKalosianDisaster:Yeah
HoenneseKalosianDisaster:Half Kalosian buds!
Ashy:gary didnt even have the decency to tell me kalos exists until i was already in kalos :/
HoenneseKalosianDisaster:You didn't know Kalos existed?
Ashy:lOOK
Ashy:when i was younger geography was hARD
Ashy:but like
Ashy:now that ive been places
Ashy:its easier
Ashy:also how the fuck did i avoid any mention of galar in kalos and alola in unova?
Spicyy:you mean to tell me
Spicyy:you avoided all mention of the most well known rivalry?
Ashy:should you really be surprised at this point?
Spicyy:fair
Flamethrower:get wreaked
Ash-Greninja:WHY ARE WE LITERALLY TIED IN STRENGTH
Flamethrower:Get stronger than, squirt.
Ash-Greninja:I HATE YOU
Flamethrower:love you too squirt
Ash-Greninja:...
HoenneseKalosianDisaster:Greninja mustve gotten stronger so how is he still losing to charizards
Thunderbolt:did you forget
Ashy:WE DONT BELIEVE IN TYPE EFFECTIVENESS IN THIS HOUSEHOLD
HoenneseKalosianDisaster:right i forgot
Ashy:@Flamethrower @Ash-Greninja whats the score
Flamethrower: 92-92
Ash-Greninja:TIED
Ashy:first to 100 gets a special prize
Ash-Greninja:BET
Flamethrower:bet
Poffin Girl:GUYS
Poffin Girl:GUYS
Poffin Girl:GUYS
Poffin Girl:MY RESTRAINING ORDER REQUEST FINALLY WENT THROUGH
Ashy:CONGRATS ON BEHALF OF ME AND ALL MY POKEMON
Mayflower:YAY
Sere:FINALLY!
Miss Mallet:THANK FUCKING ASH'S FATHER
HoenneseKalosianDisaster:i have no clue whats going on or why you needed it but congrats i guess?
Spicyy:YES FINALLY
Kiwi:congrats
Gare-Bear:WOW THEY ACTUALLY DID SOMETHING FOR US
Brockoli:good, now he's legally required to go away. i'm sure if the others weren't busy theyd also congratulate you.
Connoisseur:Congratulations!
Know-It-All:CONGRATS
Bon-Bon:YAY CONGRATICJDFJKDDKS
Ashy:so quick intros before i go
Ashy:@Miss Mallet is Misty, travelled with me through kanto orange islands and johto
Ashy:@Brockoli is Brock, travelled with me through kanto (twice) johto hoenn and sinnoh
Ashy:@Sketch 'em is Tracey, travelled with me through the orange islands
Ashy:@Poffin Girl is Dawn, travelled with me through sinnoh
Ashy:@Plum Head is paul, rival in sinnoh
Ashy:@Dragon Girl is Iris, travelled with me through unova
Ashy:@Connoisseur is Cilan, travelled with me through unova
Ashy:@Ocean Breeze is Lana, alola classmate
Ashy:@Lilypad is Lillie, alola classmate
Ashy:@Spicyy is Mallow, alola classmate
Ashy:@Fanta Kid is Sophocles, alola classmate
Ashy:@Kiwi is Kiawe, alola classmate
Ashy:@Energy On High is Goh, works with me under cerise
Ashy:@Schooled is Chloe, cerise's daughter
Ashy:those are all the more active people
Ashy:the pokemon will introduce later if they feel like it
HoenneseKalosianDisaster:okay then
~
~hell on earth~
[Ash]-Ashy
[Gary]-Gare-Bear
[Misty]-Miss Mallet
[Brock]-Brockoli
[Tracey]-Sketch 'em
[May]-Mayflower
[Max]-Know-it-all
[Drew]-Grass Head
[Dawn]-Poffin Girl
[Paul]-Plum Head
[Iris]-Dragon Girl
[Cilan]-Connoisseur
[Clemont]-Lemonhead
[Bonnie]-Bonbon
[Serena]-Sere
[Sawyer]~HoenneseKalosianDisaster
[Lana]-Ocean Breeze
[Lillie]-Lilypad
[Mallow]-Spicyy
[Sophocles]-Fanta Kid
[Kiawe]-Kiwi
[Goh]-Energy On High
[Chloe]-Schooled
[Pikachu]-Thunderbolt
[Charizard]-Flamethrower
[Greninja]-Ash-Greninja
[Infernape]-Inferno
[Sceptile]-Leaf Blade
[Gible]-Draco Meteor
[Ash's Butterfree]-Yellow Scarfed Bug
[Pink Butterfree]-The Pink One
[Goodra]-Dragon Boi
[Lapras]-Ice Beam
[Melmetal]-Steel Button
~Chat:wewcome tuwu heww~
[Gible]~owu
[Giratina]~uwu
[Mew]~owo
[???]~úwù
[???]~ówò
try to guess the other two in the hellspeak chat
~
So, May mentioned how Sawyer's Kantoian name was Shōta. I'm gonna expand on it here. Kanto, the Orange Islands, Johto, Hoenn, and Sinnoh all speak the same language, Kantoian (Japanese). They all do so because at one point Kanto owned all of these lands. Hisui was Sinnoh before it was taken over by Kanto, and spoke Hisuian. Hoenn, Johto, and the Orange Islands also had native languages, and all but the one in the Orange Islands are extinct. Most people in the world, including these regions, also speak Galarian (English).
I've got another chapter planned for another character, who I dare yalls to try to guess. They're easy to guess though.
~Vannah
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