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The Chapter Where Its Three AM and Legendaries

platonic ash x team rocket just hits different

i swear i always start chapters with something in mind but by the end everything has degraded so much

also a bit of a warning, this chapter has quite a bit of talk about of Ash's trauma and his avoidance of getting help

lmao idk why im so scared to post this chapter

~Chat:hell on earth~

Ashy:guys

Ashy:i have a new quote

Ashy:never age till its over

Ashy:not sorry about not allowing yalls to age anymore

Ashy:ily all tho <3

Mayflower:WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TEXTING THIS CHAT AT THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING?

Mayflower:ALSO STOP HIDING FROM YOUR TRAUMA

Ashy:why the fuck are you up at fucking three am

Ashy:i had a nightmare but thats normal

Mayflower:I uh

Mayflower:private chat

~Chat:two never ending stomachs~

Mayflower:@Ashy

Ashy:hm

Ashy:whatcha need to talk about?

Mayflower:its just

Mayflower:I want to share

Mayflower:but Drew's not

Mayflower:and I identify as

Mayflower:and I'm

Mayflower:and it's all just

Mayflower:yknow?

Ashy:yeah

Ashy:id probably just talk to them

Ashy:thatd probably help

Ashy:cuz then yalls would probably get onto the same page

Mayflower:k ty

Ashy:yw ily <3

Mayflower:STOP DEFLECTING YOUR TRAUMA AND GO GET HELP

~Chat:FUCK THE BINARY pt 2~

Ashy:drew

Ashy:whenever you wake up

Ashy:go talk to yo girl

~Chat:hell on earth~

Mayflower:why does @Ashy always go ily <3 when hes avoiding his trauma?

Ashy:I DO NOT

Ashy:I AM JUST SHOWING HOW MUCH I LOVE YALLS

Sere:ah yes

Sere:im sure

Sere:has absolutely nothing to do with the amount of unresolved trauma we all know you have

Ashy:i dont tho

Sere:it's like 300

Sere:I'm not dealing with you right now

Sere:I'm going back to bed

Ashy:im sorry

Ashy:im bad at this

~Chat:Twerp and TR~

Twerp:hey

Twerp:is it alright if I come over?

Twerp:i know it's like three am

Twerp:but like

Twerp:i just kinda need to

Twerp:but i

Twerp:and im just

Twerp:its just hard

Jessie:we already told you

James:you can come over any time

Meowth:no questions asked

Twerp:ty ily <3

James:twerp

James:im literally becoming a licensed therapist

James:because we're tired of seeing you struggle

~Chat:hell on earth~

Ash-Greninja:FUCK THIS

Ash-Greninja:I QUIT

Schooled:?

Flamethrower:the biggest game of uno youve seen

Flamethrower:he keeps getting destroyed by bulbasaur and talonflame

Inferno:damn

Inferno:@Ash-Greninja snivy said to stop making your entire personality you being on crack

Ash-Greninja:ITS NOT MY WHOLE PERSONALITY

Ash-Greninja:THERE MUST BE MORE TO ME THAN THIS

Ash-Greninja:RIGHT?

Flamethrower:she was just being mean

Flamethrower:you do have more personality then that

Flamethrower:otherwise we probably wouldn't be friends lmao

Schooled:DAMN

Schooled:ashs pokemon are kinda hilarious

Schooled:and cruel but still

Leaf Blade:snivy's just a ball of sass

Thunderbolt:no we're all fucking insane

~Chat:All of Ash's Bitches~

Ice Beam:why does everyone always yell at ash about his trauma?

Ice Beam:aren't there better ways to approach that?

Ash-Greninja:PEOPLE HAVE SIGNED HIM UP FOR THERAPY AT LEAST TEN TIMES

Ash-Greninja:HE CANCELED ALL OF THEM

Ash-Greninja:PLUS YOU KNOW HOW STUBBORN HE IS

Ash-Greninja:TOO STUBBORN TO REACH OUT FOR HELP

Thunderbolt:he did reach out just now

Thunderbolt:but i swear he is trying to find a way out of it

~Chat:hell on earth~

Miss Mallet:aSH

Miss Mallet:iM tEllING ur mOM

Miss Mallet:tHAT u rAN aWaY

Ashy:which one?

Miss Mallet:damn it

Miss Mallet:i forgot about that

Miss Mallet:eh, Delia

Ashy:lmao she doesnt give a fuck

Ashy:as long as im not hurt

Ashy:and

Ashy:cHaNgE mY uNdErWeAr

Sketch 'em:Why was your mom low key obsessed with that?

Ashy:ew

Ashy:proper grammar

Misty:Shut up.

Ashy:STOP

Brockoli:how about yoU ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP

Brockoli:aND GO TO SLEEP

Ashy:nO

Ashy:iM nOT eVEN hOME

Brockoli:then gO hOME

Ashy:nO

Ashy:iM aCTUALLY gETTING hELP fOR oNCE

Brockoli:okay then stay there

Brockoli:IM PROUD OF YOU

Ashy:<3

Kiwi:I AM TOO

Ashy:<3

Sere:veve proud <3

Sere:ur doing great honey <3

Ashy:<3 <3

Know-it-all:CHLOE

Know-it-all:WHY'D YOU QUIT THE GAME

Schooled:because i realized ur literally 8

Schooled: go to fucking sleep kid

Know-it-all:C'MON

Leaf Blade:

Ash-Greninja:SHUT UP HAWLUCHA

Ash-Greninja:I KNOW YOU STOLE SCEPTILES PHONE

Leaf Blade:

Ash-Greninja:

Thunderbolt:


Thunderbolt: (:

Inferno:

Ash-Greninja:YOU TOO LYCANROC

Lilypad:

Ocean Breeze:wow

Lilypad:she was kinda an asshole tho

Lilypad:so was gladion

Ocean Breeze:LILLIE CAN CUSS?

Fanta Kid:WHAT

Spicyy:WTF

Kiwi:ARE WE SURE WE AREN'T DREAMING

Ashy:HOLY FUCK

Lilypad:wonderful

Ashy:i was just thinking

Ashy:but why do yalls always say "ash and all my friends"

Ashy:instead of "my friends" or "all my friends"

Ashy:i mean it makes sense for Sere

Ashy:and brock and kiawe i guess

Ashy:but the rest of you

Ashy:am i not your friend?

Ashy: :(

Thunderbolt:sad bean hours

Spicyy:We're friends!

Spicyy:Idk why I even do that lmao

Spicyy:Also did Pikachu call you a bean?

Ashy:yee

Ashy:brb gonna go fight tapu koko

Poffin Girl:have fun battling ig

Brockoli:and he ran away from getting help

Mayflower:why am i not surprised

Ashy:im not battling it tho

Ashy:this is real combat

Ashy:im gonna fist fight it

Schooled:ur lucky gohs sleeping

Ashy:i know

Dragon Girl:im gonna tell on u

Dragon Girl:kid

~Chat:We Are The Champions~

OriginalCape:I have a bad feeling

Cynth:About Ash doing something stupid?

Kid:can confirm he is

OriginalCape:yeah

StoneAge:oh no

MegaEvolution:When is he not doing something stupid

LossOfDirection:is he that bad tho

OriginalCape:Worse than you

StoneAge:worse than you lmao

Cynth:Worse than you

Kid:worse than you

MegaEvolution:Worse than you

LossOfDirection:oh

LossOfDirection:right

OriginalCape:it'd be nice if you could stop forgetting

StoneAge:for five seconds

Kid:like idk what happened

Kid:but he literally left to fist fight tapu koko

Cynth:Is it bad to say I'm not surprised?

LegendaryMagnet:u suck iris

~Chat:hell on earth~

Ashy:iris is mean :(

Connoisseur:whatd she do

Ashy:told on me :(

Ashy:to the other champions

Dragon Girl:well maybe if you didnt go and literally fist fight a god

Ashy:im also a god so whats it matter

Dragon Girl:i wouldn't have to

Dragon Girl:ur still human tho

Ashy:eh

Ashy:im immortal tho

Ashy:whats the worst that could happen?

Dragon Girl:oh my god

Dragon Girl:this stupid kid is right

Spicyy:oh this is entertaining

Spicyy:anyone that wants to see the fight

Spicyy:its in front of my house

~Chat:One Big, Not So Happy, Very Chaotic Family~

Rings:Ashkan and Kokokan are fighting :)

Mom:Why am i not surprised?

SparklingWater:hoopa

SparklingWater:brodcast it

Fire KFC:i dare u

Nebby:please

dialga:if hoopa doesnt i am

palkia:with help from me of course :)

dialga:shut the fuck up dia

palkia:no u kia

uwu:how about you both shut the fuck up

nightmare:how about all three of you shut the fuck up before dad beats your asses all the way back to sinnoh where they belong

dad:what darkrai said but less darkrai-y

fullmoon:so more cresselia-y

tic:no

tac:stop being so self centered

toe:please, its annoying

skyflower:yeah :<

heatrain:can i beat shay up

bobagigias:no

dad:absolutely not

heatrain:rude

Luna:Please, Sinnoh, get yourself together.

Oblivion:like u have room to talk, koko is fighting the 10 year old

TapuLatte:Bulu is literally leaving to cheer on the fist fight

NotRedbull: :)

PrismTowerButAlola:at least our member that has a trainer didnt choose an eight year old

Squishy:DONT BRING BONNIE INTO THIS

Zero:DONT BRING GLADION INTO THIS EITHER

PokeProtector:wonderful, theyre overprotective of their humans atleast i know bonnies trustworthy gldaion seems kinda shady tho

PrismTowerButAlola:i meant melmetal & ash

Life Itself:You could've at least spelled the kid's name right, Volcanion.

Gears:volcanion! be nice!

PokeProtector:fine

PEACEHOES:I SWEAR TO ARCEUS IF THESE TWO DONT STOP FIGHTING RIGHT NOW

BoomerMetal:Thank you, Necrozma. I thought I was forgotten about.

dad:need me?

KyOGRE:no

GrouDONE:no

zek:lmao

resh:lmao

rem:how

mel:how what

rem:how have we managed this

gen:managed what

deo:managed to be both the largest group and the calmest

mom2:johtos a close second

Celery:yeah but we have the fucking dogs

Rain:rude

Flames:rude

The Blame:rude

Hoesmad:truth tho

Luigi:^

tApUcOcOa:how

chosenonelmao:HAH

chosenonelmao:I WIN

WishMaker:NO PLEAZE LET ME OUT OF HERE

S P A C E:PLEASE NO LET US OUT OF THIS CHAT

Arctic Hell:PLEASE NO

~Chat:hell on earth~

Ashy:guess who beat tapu koko lmao

Ashy:lmao all my siblings want out of the family group chat

Dragon Girl:damn

Ashy:they hate me :)

Ashy:yalls give me so much main character syndrome

Jessie:...

James:...

Meowth:about that...

~~~

Nicknames:

~hell on earth~
[Ash]-Ashy
[Gary]-Gare-Bear
[Misty]-Miss Mallet
[Brock]-Brockoli
[Tracey]-Sketch 'em
[May]-Mayflower
[Max]-Know-it-all
[Drew]-Grass Head
[Dawn]-Poffin Girl
[Paul]-Plum Head
[Iris]-Dragon Girl
[Cilan]-Connoisseur
[Clemont]-Lemonhead
[Bonnie]-Bonbon
[Serena]-Sere
[Lana]-Ocean Breeze
[Lillie]-Lilypad
[Mallow]-Spicyy
[Sophocles]-Fanta Kid
[Kiawe]-Kiwi
[Goh]-Energy On High
[Chloe]-Schooled
[Pikachu]-Thunderbolt
[Charizard]-Flamethrower
[Greninja]-Ash-Greninja
[Infernape]-Inferno
[Sceptile]-Leaf Blade
[Gible]-Draco Meteor
[Ash's Butterfree]-Yellow Scarfed Bug
[Pink Butterfree]-The Pink One
[Goodra]-Dragon Boi
[Lapras]-Ice Beam
[Melmetal]-Steel Button

~We Are The Champions~

[Lance]-OriginalCape
[Steven]-StoneAge
[Cynthia]-Cynth
[Iris]-Kid
[Diantha]-MegaEvolution
[Ash]-LegendaryMagnet
[Leon]-LossOfDirection

~One Big, Not So Happy, Very Chaotic Family~

[Hoopa]~Rings
[Mew]~Mom
[Tapu Fini]~SparklingWater
[Moltres]~Fire KFC
[Solgaleo]~Nebby
[Palkia]~dialga
[Dialga]~palkia
[Giratina]~uwu
[Darkrai]~nightmare
[Arceus]~dad
[Cresselia]~fullmoon
[Azelf]~tic
[Mesprit]~tac
[Uxie]~toe
[Shaymin]~skyflower
[Heatran]~heatrain
[Regigigas]~bobagigias
[Lunala]~Luna
[Yveltal]~Oblivion
[Tapu Lele]~TapuLatte
[Tapu Bulu]~NotRedbull
[Necrozma]~PrismTowerButAlola
[Zygarde]~Squishy
[Sivally]~Zero
[Volcanion]~PokeProtector
[Xerneas]~Life Itself
[Magearna]~Gears
[Rayquaza]~PEACEHOES
[Melmetal]~BoomerMetal
[Groudon]~KyOGRE
[Kyogre]~GrouDONE
[Zekrom]~zek
[Reshiram]~resh
[Kyurem]~rem
[Meloetta]~mel
[Genesect]~gen
[Keldeo]~deo
[Mewtwo]~mom2
[Celebi]~Celery
[Suicune]~Rain
[Entei]~Flames
[Raikou]~The Blame
[Ho-oh]~Hoesmad
[Lugia]~Luigi
[Tapu Koko]~tApUcOcOa
[Ash]~chosenonelmao
[Jirachi]~WishMaker
[Deoxys]~S P A C E
[Articuno]~Arctic Hell

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