
The Chapter Where Its Three AM and Legendaries
platonic ash x team rocket just hits different
i swear i always start chapters with something in mind but by the end everything has degraded so much
also a bit of a warning, this chapter has quite a bit of talk about of Ash's trauma and his avoidance of getting help
lmao idk why im so scared to post this chapter
~Chat:hell on earth~
Ashy:guys
Ashy:i have a new quote
Ashy:never age till its over
Ashy:not sorry about not allowing yalls to age anymore
Ashy:ily all tho <3
Mayflower:WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU TEXTING THIS CHAT AT THREE IN THE FUCKING MORNING?
Mayflower:ALSO STOP HIDING FROM YOUR TRAUMA
Ashy:why the fuck are you up at fucking three am
Ashy:i had a nightmare but thats normal
Mayflower:I uh
Mayflower:private chat
~Chat:two never ending stomachs~
Mayflower:@Ashy
Ashy:hm
Ashy:whatcha need to talk about?
Mayflower:its just
Mayflower:I want to share
Mayflower:but Drew's not
Mayflower:and I identify as
Mayflower:and I'm
Mayflower:and it's all just
Mayflower:yknow?
Ashy:yeah
Ashy:id probably just talk to them
Ashy:thatd probably help
Ashy:cuz then yalls would probably get onto the same page
Mayflower:k ty
Ashy:yw ily <3
Mayflower:STOP DEFLECTING YOUR TRAUMA AND GO GET HELP
~Chat:FUCK THE BINARY pt 2~
Ashy:drew
Ashy:whenever you wake up
Ashy:go talk to yo girl
~Chat:hell on earth~
Mayflower:why does @Ashy always go ily <3 when hes avoiding his trauma?
Ashy:I DO NOT
Ashy:I AM JUST SHOWING HOW MUCH I LOVE YALLS
Sere:ah yes
Sere:im sure
Sere:has absolutely nothing to do with the amount of unresolved trauma we all know you have
Ashy:i dont tho
Sere:it's like 300
Sere:I'm not dealing with you right now
Sere:I'm going back to bed
Ashy:im sorry
Ashy:im bad at this
~Chat:Twerp and TR~
Twerp:hey
Twerp:is it alright if I come over?
Twerp:i know it's like three am
Twerp:but like
Twerp:i just kinda need to
Twerp:but i
Twerp:and im just
Twerp:its just hard
Jessie:we already told you
James:you can come over any time
Meowth:no questions asked
Twerp:ty ily <3
James:twerp
James:im literally becoming a licensed therapist
James:because we're tired of seeing you struggle
~Chat:hell on earth~
Ash-Greninja:FUCK THIS
Ash-Greninja:I QUIT
Schooled:?
Flamethrower:the biggest game of uno youve seen
Flamethrower:he keeps getting destroyed by bulbasaur and talonflame
Inferno:damn
Inferno:@Ash-Greninja snivy said to stop making your entire personality you being on crack
Ash-Greninja:ITS NOT MY WHOLE PERSONALITY
Ash-Greninja:THERE MUST BE MORE TO ME THAN THIS
Ash-Greninja:RIGHT?
Flamethrower:she was just being mean
Flamethrower:you do have more personality then that
Flamethrower:otherwise we probably wouldn't be friends lmao
Schooled:DAMN
Schooled:ashs pokemon are kinda hilarious
Schooled:and cruel but still
Leaf Blade:snivy's just a ball of sass
Thunderbolt:no we're all fucking insane
~Chat:All of Ash's Bitches~
Ice Beam:why does everyone always yell at ash about his trauma?
Ice Beam:aren't there better ways to approach that?
Ash-Greninja:PEOPLE HAVE SIGNED HIM UP FOR THERAPY AT LEAST TEN TIMES
Ash-Greninja:HE CANCELED ALL OF THEM
Ash-Greninja:PLUS YOU KNOW HOW STUBBORN HE IS
Ash-Greninja:TOO STUBBORN TO REACH OUT FOR HELP
Thunderbolt:he did reach out just now
Thunderbolt:but i swear he is trying to find a way out of it
~Chat:hell on earth~
Miss Mallet:aSH
Miss Mallet:iM tEllING ur mOM
Miss Mallet:tHAT u rAN aWaY
Ashy:which one?
Miss Mallet:damn it
Miss Mallet:i forgot about that
Miss Mallet:eh, Delia
Ashy:lmao she doesnt give a fuck
Ashy:as long as im not hurt
Ashy:and
Ashy:cHaNgE mY uNdErWeAr
Sketch 'em:Why was your mom low key obsessed with that?
Ashy:ew
Ashy:proper grammar
Misty:Shut up.
Ashy:STOP
Brockoli:how about yoU ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP
Brockoli:aND GO TO SLEEP
Ashy:nO
Ashy:iM nOT eVEN hOME
Brockoli:then gO hOME
Ashy:nO
Ashy:iM aCTUALLY gETTING hELP fOR oNCE
Brockoli:okay then stay there
Brockoli:IM PROUD OF YOU
Ashy:<3
Kiwi:I AM TOO
Ashy:<3
Sere:veve proud <3
Sere:ur doing great honey <3
Ashy:<3 <3
Know-it-all:CHLOE
Know-it-all:WHY'D YOU QUIT THE GAME
Schooled:because i realized ur literally 8
Schooled: go to fucking sleep kid
Know-it-all:C'MON
Leaf Blade:
Ash-Greninja:SHUT UP HAWLUCHA
Ash-Greninja:I KNOW YOU STOLE SCEPTILES PHONE
Leaf Blade:
Ash-Greninja:
Thunderbolt:
Thunderbolt: (:
Inferno:
Ash-Greninja:YOU TOO LYCANROC
Lilypad:
Ocean Breeze:wow
Lilypad:she was kinda an asshole tho
Lilypad:so was gladion
Ocean Breeze:LILLIE CAN CUSS?
Fanta Kid:WHAT
Spicyy:WTF
Kiwi:ARE WE SURE WE AREN'T DREAMING
Ashy:HOLY FUCK
Lilypad:wonderful
Ashy:i was just thinking
Ashy:but why do yalls always say "ash and all my friends"
Ashy:instead of "my friends" or "all my friends"
Ashy:i mean it makes sense for Sere
Ashy:and brock and kiawe i guess
Ashy:but the rest of you
Ashy:am i not your friend?
Ashy: :(
Thunderbolt:sad bean hours
Spicyy:We're friends!
Spicyy:Idk why I even do that lmao
Spicyy:Also did Pikachu call you a bean?
Ashy:yee
Ashy:brb gonna go fight tapu koko
Poffin Girl:have fun battling ig
Brockoli:and he ran away from getting help
Mayflower:why am i not surprised
Ashy:im not battling it tho
Ashy:this is real combat
Ashy:im gonna fist fight it
Schooled:ur lucky gohs sleeping
Ashy:i know
Dragon Girl:im gonna tell on u
Dragon Girl:kid
~Chat:We Are The Champions~
OriginalCape:I have a bad feeling
Cynth:About Ash doing something stupid?
Kid:can confirm he is
OriginalCape:yeah
StoneAge:oh no
MegaEvolution:When is he not doing something stupid
LossOfDirection:is he that bad tho
OriginalCape:Worse than you
StoneAge:worse than you lmao
Cynth:Worse than you
Kid:worse than you
MegaEvolution:Worse than you
LossOfDirection:oh
LossOfDirection:right
OriginalCape:it'd be nice if you could stop forgetting
StoneAge:for five seconds
Kid:like idk what happened
Kid:but he literally left to fist fight tapu koko
Cynth:Is it bad to say I'm not surprised?
LegendaryMagnet:u suck iris
~Chat:hell on earth~
Ashy:iris is mean :(
Connoisseur:whatd she do
Ashy:told on me :(
Ashy:to the other champions
Dragon Girl:well maybe if you didnt go and literally fist fight a god
Ashy:im also a god so whats it matter
Dragon Girl:i wouldn't have to
Dragon Girl:ur still human tho
Ashy:eh
Ashy:im immortal tho
Ashy:whats the worst that could happen?
Dragon Girl:oh my god
Dragon Girl:this stupid kid is right
Spicyy:oh this is entertaining
Spicyy:anyone that wants to see the fight
Spicyy:its in front of my house
~Chat:One Big, Not So Happy, Very Chaotic Family~
Rings:Ashkan and Kokokan are fighting :)
Mom:Why am i not surprised?
SparklingWater:hoopa
SparklingWater:brodcast it
Fire KFC:i dare u
Nebby:please
dialga:if hoopa doesnt i am
palkia:with help from me of course :)
dialga:shut the fuck up dia
palkia:no u kia
uwu:how about you both shut the fuck up
nightmare:how about all three of you shut the fuck up before dad beats your asses all the way back to sinnoh where they belong
dad:what darkrai said but less darkrai-y
fullmoon:so more cresselia-y
tic:no
tac:stop being so self centered
toe:please, its annoying
skyflower:yeah :<
heatrain:can i beat shay up
bobagigias:no
dad:absolutely not
heatrain:rude
Luna:Please, Sinnoh, get yourself together.
Oblivion:like u have room to talk, koko is fighting the 10 year old
TapuLatte:Bulu is literally leaving to cheer on the fist fight
NotRedbull: :)
PrismTowerButAlola:at least our member that has a trainer didnt choose an eight year old
Squishy:DONT BRING BONNIE INTO THIS
Zero:DONT BRING GLADION INTO THIS EITHER
PokeProtector:wonderful, theyre overprotective of their humans atleast i know bonnies trustworthy gldaion seems kinda shady tho
PrismTowerButAlola:i meant melmetal & ash
Life Itself:You could've at least spelled the kid's name right, Volcanion.
Gears:volcanion! be nice!
PokeProtector:fine
PEACEHOES:I SWEAR TO ARCEUS IF THESE TWO DONT STOP FIGHTING RIGHT NOW
BoomerMetal:Thank you, Necrozma. I thought I was forgotten about.
dad:need me?
KyOGRE:no
GrouDONE:no
zek:lmao
resh:lmao
rem:how
mel:how what
rem:how have we managed this
gen:managed what
deo:managed to be both the largest group and the calmest
mom2:johtos a close second
Celery:yeah but we have the fucking dogs
Rain:rude
Flames:rude
The Blame:rude
Hoesmad:truth tho
Luigi:^
tApUcOcOa:how
chosenonelmao:HAH
chosenonelmao:I WIN
WishMaker:NO PLEAZE LET ME OUT OF HERE
S P A C E:PLEASE NO LET US OUT OF THIS CHAT
Arctic Hell:PLEASE NO
~Chat:hell on earth~
Ashy:guess who beat tapu koko lmao
Ashy:lmao all my siblings want out of the family group chat
Dragon Girl:damn
Ashy:they hate me :)
Ashy:yalls give me so much main character syndrome
Jessie:...
James:...
Meowth:about that...
~~~
Nicknames:
~hell on earth~
[Ash]-Ashy
[Gary]-Gare-Bear
[Misty]-Miss Mallet
[Brock]-Brockoli
[Tracey]-Sketch 'em
[May]-Mayflower
[Max]-Know-it-all
[Drew]-Grass Head
[Dawn]-Poffin Girl
[Paul]-Plum Head
[Iris]-Dragon Girl
[Cilan]-Connoisseur
[Clemont]-Lemonhead
[Bonnie]-Bonbon
[Serena]-Sere
[Lana]-Ocean Breeze
[Lillie]-Lilypad
[Mallow]-Spicyy
[Sophocles]-Fanta Kid
[Kiawe]-Kiwi
[Goh]-Energy On High
[Chloe]-Schooled
[Pikachu]-Thunderbolt
[Charizard]-Flamethrower
[Greninja]-Ash-Greninja
[Infernape]-Inferno
[Sceptile]-Leaf Blade
[Gible]-Draco Meteor
[Ash's Butterfree]-Yellow Scarfed Bug
[Pink Butterfree]-The Pink One
[Goodra]-Dragon Boi
[Lapras]-Ice Beam
[Melmetal]-Steel Button
~We Are The Champions~
[Lance]-OriginalCape
[Steven]-StoneAge
[Cynthia]-Cynth
[Iris]-Kid
[Diantha]-MegaEvolution
[Ash]-LegendaryMagnet
[Leon]-LossOfDirection
~One Big, Not So Happy, Very Chaotic Family~
[Hoopa]~Rings
[Mew]~Mom
[Tapu Fini]~SparklingWater
[Moltres]~Fire KFC
[Solgaleo]~Nebby
[Palkia]~dialga
[Dialga]~palkia
[Giratina]~uwu
[Darkrai]~nightmare
[Arceus]~dad
[Cresselia]~fullmoon
[Azelf]~tic
[Mesprit]~tac
[Uxie]~toe
[Shaymin]~skyflower
[Heatran]~heatrain
[Regigigas]~bobagigias
[Lunala]~Luna
[Yveltal]~Oblivion
[Tapu Lele]~TapuLatte
[Tapu Bulu]~NotRedbull
[Necrozma]~PrismTowerButAlola
[Zygarde]~Squishy
[Sivally]~Zero
[Volcanion]~PokeProtector
[Xerneas]~Life Itself
[Magearna]~Gears
[Rayquaza]~PEACEHOES
[Melmetal]~BoomerMetal
[Groudon]~KyOGRE
[Kyogre]~GrouDONE
[Zekrom]~zek
[Reshiram]~resh
[Kyurem]~rem
[Meloetta]~mel
[Genesect]~gen
[Keldeo]~deo
[Mewtwo]~mom2
[Celebi]~Celery
[Suicune]~Rain
[Entei]~Flames
[Raikou]~The Blame
[Ho-oh]~Hoesmad
[Lugia]~Luigi
[Tapu Koko]~tApUcOcOa
[Ash]~chosenonelmao
[Jirachi]~WishMaker
[Deoxys]~S P A C E
[Articuno]~Arctic Hell
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