So your probably here to have me explain Boku no P- Hero Academia! Totally not some cursed creation about traps! None what so ever!

Okay what am I supposed to do again? Oh write make up some story and add a click at title for views,
Since I can't think of anything and I'm too lazy to steal, im gonna add this pink piece of shit known scientifically as a Black hole, but we all call it things like Kirby and Kirbo, and insert it into BNHA for you weebs.

So anyways, this is normally about a broccoli we call bitch boy, but he ain't here, he's probably on YouTube looking for bootleg Johnny Bravo, so we decided to make it better and add things instead like a drunken maniac being teaches by a toxic twelve year old who listens to "Hammer Time" way too much.

So starting off heres a kid that doesn't have a quirk, which is what I should say, but quirks don't matter here, instead we have a pink puff ball called a Jigglypuff in a pokeb I mean Kirby in a Starship. which just so happens to land in Japan, which is where our story takes place.
Due to the wasted time, we are already talking about the walking humanoid bomb, Bakugo! And his latest target, some random ass kid. What thought it would be kirby? Bitch no even Bakugo fears pink. So the kid gets his face melted off and the pomeranian gets called a hero, but he wroke up the balloon animal on Oxygen, Kirby, and because of that Kirby sucked the bitch up, got the crash ability, and murdered a bunch of kids, because we all know they deserved to die because they ate broccoli, and no kid eats broccoli, so they were obviously villains, bam day saved. So meanwhile somewhere else we got Coro- I mean the slime bitch, chased by some hero called Fall Guys, thats totally it, trust me, it even sounds close.

So Bakugo got pissed some kids drawing beat him, so he was going to the nearby daycare to blow up kids I think, I dunno, I aint some stalker, anyways the slime just so happens to grab him and run to an alley, hoping to gain some time, before some random dude dressing up as an American soldier head shots and default dances on the poor man.

You totally arent asking, wheres Kirby in all of this? Well, he was consuming drugs given by some dude who looked homeless in an alley, and then the crowd formed, because their hero was here! Japanese Iron Man!
I'd say something g else but I couldn't think of anything fitting, and I didn't wanna stretch a joke, plus Captain America only lost some girl he wanted to bone. So moving on, Kirby noticed the commotion, but the commotion doesn't matter, there's an apple in some dude, so Kirby was pissed, he should've had that apple. The person wasn't even important! So he flew over the crowd, and realized the person was slightly more important! Because they were a villain, which means he can suck the pills up and blame the villain, saying they were in there and you don't know anything about drugs.

So he got the Doctor power up from the pills, and since it came with a license, he diagnosed the person with gay, forcing the slime monster to release the pomeranian saying "Damn bitch you ugly" pissing Bakustop off to the point that Kirby gained the Bomb power up, because nobody is meant to die there! Its literally in the scene, which is disappointing, because blood is always fun.

You dont need to know what happens next because it doesn't matter, the whole story doesn't matter actually, because its fantasy. All you need to know is that next there's a Zelda cha- wait a Zelda character!? SON OF A