>>>>>>>>>>>Note from DolcheAngel>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

I DO NOT OWN WATERSTONES, GREGGS, PRIMARK, AND OTHER STORES BECAUSE THEY ARE OWNED BY OTHER PEOPLE. AS WELL AS SUNDERLAND AND BRIDGES. AND OTHER STULL AT THE REAL WORLD AS WELL, WHICH I AM PRETTY LAZY TO GO ON ABOUT IT. I ALSO DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE NARUTO CHARACTERS AND THE COPYRIGHTS BELONGS TO MASASHI KISHIMOTO.

There is also going to be a little LIME in this chappy. So don't tell me that I haven't warned you.

A~nd, this might be the longest chapter I made in my life as well, so please enjoy it! XD

Okay, go on to the chapter. :)>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Preview of the last chapter....

Kim went upstairs and a few minutes later, she shook her head in disappointment. "Sorry, Sasori. I'm afraid we don't have any clothes that is suitable for you. Wait... I've got an idea!" she snips her fingers and took out her purse. She counted her money and announced.

"Look, I know you're obviously not the patient type, but I'm really sorry if we have to delay you because of the shortage of clothes. But if luck is on our side, we can go to town and buy some new ones right now."

Sasori stared at her in disbelief and sighed. He doesn't really need some clothes.... But his trousers were also smeared with oil.... Within his underpants as well. So he doesn't have any options left and nodded.

"Okay then. Let's go to Primark." (139)

|||Ch 03❤|||

Narrator's POV

Kim and Sasori are going to Primark. Sasori groaned. He heard other members talking about how girls wasted their time looking for their perfect clothes, and he despised waiting so much. Plus, he also heard rumors that girls made boys their personal slaves, which doesn't really makes Sasori's mood any better. He should've declined her nice offering. Now they are walking at the charity shops, ignoring the people passed by. Not to mention that he also borrowed some of her clothes, which meant that now he is wearing a sweater with a tiara doge face on it and a pair of opaque black leggings, which pretty didn't make any fashion sense for a male s-ranked missing nin.

"Is it true that everyone knows who I am?" Sasori asked calmly while tugged Kim's draggy sweater.

Sadly the tugging just exaggerates the situation.

One of Sasori's hands that tugged the little girl's neon sweater was covered with the rusty oil. Sasori's eyes widened a bit and stopped tugging. He knew that the girl won't notice it so he acted dumb while she answered. He doesn't like having an argue with that girl already because he knew that the mission's deadline is today, and he always makes a really good example in front of the members for being just in time for every mission's deadline.

"Well, some people know you. But here, most people don't. Because of an anime called Naruto Shippuden." Kim said. She was obsessed with the series and about how the Akatsuki members fight for their own reasons. For example, Itachi died to make Sasuke look like a hero in front of Konoha. But the part when Sasori died because he was defeated by a pinkette and his grandmother doesn't really makes her day and she was wondering herself how old is Sasori right now.

Could it be..... That he's a reincarnation of Sasori from the other world? No... Kim shook her head in disbelief and thought of the slightest possibilities of what was happening in the Akatsuki.

Then a wet sensation tingled Kim at her stomach where Sasori tugged her. At first, Kim frowned and raised an eyebrow at Sasori behind her and then looked at the part where her sweater gets smudged thanks to Sasori. Kim grunted and stupidly swatted the rusty oil from her sweater, but it obviously didn't work at all.

"Oh great. Just great." She muttered under her breath and gave Sasori her death glare. Unfortunately, Sasori gazed at her so called 'death glare' and he immediately knew that he was in trouble. Sasori's left eye twitched and tilted his head lower in embarrassment and guilt and pretended to rub his neck with one of his hands at the back. With all doing that while maintaining his normal poker face. Go figure.

Kim scowled and whisper-yelled at Sasori's ear. " How the fuck can you solve this... This problem you've caused?" she pointed her dirty sweater at him and he frowned. She knew so well that he was thinking for a solution right now. She crossed her arms and sat on a bench opposite to where they were standing just now.

A few minutes later, Sasori gestured a hand motion for her to stand up. She eventually obeyed him and awkwardly stand up and went closer to the redhead. Then, he wrapped his left arm around her waist and Kim flinched.

She scowled. "You're just like your ex-partner! A fucking pedophile!" she pushed him away and she scooted away from him, but that only makes him go a bit closer to her again. That happened a few times later on which made the passers exchanged wierd looks to them both assuming that they're a bit cukoo and walked in a faster pace.

Sasori snarled. "If we're going to continue like this, then I have no choice but to carry you." and then sighed. Just before Kim was about to protest about the 'carry her' idea, she felt a pair of surprisingly muscular, but woody arms embraced her, lifting her up from the ground. Now he carried her with her body at his back and her chest on his shoulders. Which is pretty painful if the person who carries you is a darn hard puppet. She tried to wriggle away from his grip, but everytime she tried to wriggle from his grasp, it seemed that he held her quite more firm and painful than before, because he's a puppet. His inhuman grip immediately made the mortal girl winced in pain.

She can't stand it anymore. Now the grip has suffocated her breath. She managed to choke , "C-c-can't breathe.."

Sasori chuckled and softened his grip, allowing her to breathe once more. The girl took the advantage and punched him to escape, but then she realised that he was a puppet. He grinned and threw the petite girl into the air and caught her bridal-style. Kim flustered and crossed her arms.

Great. Now a freaking pedophile puppet is acting like my husband. She said frustratingly in her head while frowned at Sasori.

Fortunately, for Kim, she brought her IPhone, and she also bought her earphones and she plugged them into her ears. After that, she then chose her usual favourite song, which is Black Magic by Little Mix.

Little did she know, that Sasori knew that song, because it was also his favourite song as well. You know, potions and stuff are one of Sasori's secret talents. And probably black magic as well. Sasori was eager to hear the song, he coughed awkwardly to catch her attention, which in return, the girl glanced at him and chuckled.

"Oh gods, Sasori. Please don't tell me that you love this song as well?" she elbowed him and said in a teasing tone, which made the puppet blushed in embarrassment and nodded.

"Ermm, would you mind if... I hear it as well?" he asked with a pleading tone and a fake smile. "Alright, then." she answered nonchalantly and gave him one of the earphones, but as she was going to give it, she pointed herself and then the ground, which meant that she ordered him to put her down first.

Sasori sighed and dropped her gently on the nearest bench. "Okay. Give me the earphone. Please." he put his hand out and said impatiently. Kim gave one of the earphones to Sasori and they began to hear their favourite song together while walking casually into the entrance of Bridges.

All the girls on the block knocking at my door!

Wanna know what it is make the boys want more!

[Perrie:]

Is your lover playing on your side?

Said he loves you,

But he ain't got time.

Here's the answer.

Come and get it

At a knocked down price.

Hey!

Sasori have been into the Bridges before, but not all of it. He realised this soon enough and asked Kim loads of questions like, 'what is this' and 'what is that'. Kim answered his questions and she started to think that she is enjoying her time being with Sasori. She also think that with how they talked, they pretty much looked like a cute couple.

An old woman sighed in happiness and said, "You two can make a perfect couple." and Kim flustered. She was stunned to reply, but luckily Sasori thanked politely to the old woman and said, "Thanks, but actually we're just friends." "Oh. But you two should go out." she suggested and at first the puppet and the teenage girl looked at each other and then at the old woman. "Oh well, bye, you two lovebirds." she said and waved at them and they went away from her, confused and flustered.

On the other hand, Sasori was trying to wrap one of his arms on her waist, to prevent people seeing the smudged part of her sweater and as if she read his mind, she nodded in agreement and wrap her arms at Sasori's waist. She also rested her head onto Sasori's broad shoulders.

"Okay."

[Jade:]

Full of honey,

Just to make him sweet.

Crystal balling,

Just to help him see

What he's been missing.

So come and get it,

While you've still got time.

Hey!

[Leigh-Anne:]

Get your boy on his knees

And repeat after me, say

After a while they walked inside the shopping mall, Kim's stomach rumbled loudly and Sasori glaced at her with one his eyebrows raised.

"Why don't you say that you're hungry?" Sasori cocked his head over to one side and rest his hands on his hips.

"I-I-It's okay, rea-" Sasori snapped. "No. This is NOT okay. What if you fainted because of hunger?" Sasori asked her while dragging her to Greggs.

She sighed and chose a piece of Malteasers cheesecake and a Mexican Chicken Baguette and a mineral water.

The counter said, "That's £4.56 altogether, miss." and as Kim was going to took out her money from her wallet, the counter said, "Thank You" and she felt a pair of arms drag her roughly to a table fit for only two.

She was shocked and stared at Sasori. "You know you don't have to pay for it. It's my food, anyway." Sasori sighed and insisted. "It's okay. Let's just call it your day. And I am not patient, remember? I can't wait to buy some new clothes and go back to the Shinobi world." he grunted and Kim gave him a reassuring look that everything's going to be alright.

Something went onto her brain suddenly and stared at Sasori intently while the corners of her mouth curved into a smirk. "Did you just confessed to me that you loved clothes? An emotionless puppet loves fashion? Really, Sasori?"

Sasori blushed and then frowned. "Shut up, baka." and she laughed. Surprisingly, her laugh was highly contagious, it made Sasori laughed with her as well as he waited the girl to finish her meal.

[All:]

Take a sip of my secret potion,

I'll make you fall in love.

For a spell that can't be broken,

One drop should be enough.

Boy, you belong to me,

I got the recipe

And it's called black magic

(and it's called black magic)

Take a sip of my secret potion,

One taste and you'll be mine.

It's a spell that can't be broken

It'll keep you up all night

Boy, you belong to me,

I got the recipe

And it's called black magic

(and it's called black magic)

After they went off from Greggs, they passed Waterstones and for once, Sasori stopped and dashed in as well as Kim, because she loved books, plus, there was a poster that said 'Buy one of these and you'll get a Naruto poster for free!'

Obviously Sasori loved art, and he knew Waterstones was well known for books on how to make things and other stuff so he went upstairs and his jaws dropped. There were tons of books of cooking and arts and crafts upstairs. Yes, basically cooking is one of Sasori's secret hobbies.

After an hour later, Kim brought some manga drawing books with a free poster of special someone, and looked for Sasori upstairs, and her jaws dropped.

In front of her very eyes, The Akasuna no Sasori is..........

Carrying some cooking books and some fashion designing books. She face palmed and rubbed her temples while chuckled softly. Sasori smiled sheepishly and let her help him carrying half of his books. She rummaged the content of the book and glanced at Sasori while grinned. "I see that you like harmless hobbies? I thought that a rogue ninja like you have life-threatning hobbies like designing weapons instead of designing clothes."

Sasori sighed. "You know, doesn't mean that a rogue ninja has to do the bad stuff all the time. They need to calm their minds for a while. As you can see, some of the members of the Akatsuki also have some harmless hobbies like me. Well, except for Hidan."

Kim laughed. "Because he NEVER calms down with his psycho rituals." and Sasori laughed softly.

[Jesy:]

If you're lookin' for Mr. Right,

Need that magic

To change him over night.

Here's the answer.

Come and get it,

While you've still got time.

Hey!

[Leigh-Anne:]

Get your boy on his knees

And repeat after me, say

Now they both brought each bags, and Sasori asked her, "What's in the bag?" while pointed at the poster with a familiar face. He must be dreaming...

"Oh, just some manga and drawing books. And a poster as well." the thought of the poster made Sasori wonder because Kim blushed. Sasori came closer to her and took a little peek at her poster.

Sasori's eyes widened at the little sight of it. No.... Sasori's inner side shouted. This must be a mistake. He's...... me. She likes me after all? She likes a pedo puppet? Sasori shook his head and regained his consciousness. Kim, on the other hand, had the Uh, oh face when he realized about the poster. She switched her bag to the other arm and came to a halt as well as Sasori.

"Welcome to Primark."

"It's... A normal fucking clothing store... OH MY GAAD, THERE'S LOADS OF FREAKING CLOTHES!" Sasori exclaimed with such enthusiasm and ran into the clothing store in a flash, Kim started to doubt that he is a puppet. Kim shook her head and went in casually.

[All:]

Take a sip of my secret potion,

I'll make you fall in love.

For a spell that can't be broken,

One drop should be enough.

Boy, you belong to me,

I got the recipe

And it's called black magic

(and it's called black magic)

Take a sip of my secret potion,

One taste and you'll be mine.

It's a spell that can't be broken

It'll keep you up all night

Boy, you belong to me,

I got the recipe

And it's called black magic

(and it's called black magic)

Sasori chose a sleeveless pinstripe vest, a red, blue and white plaid popover shirt with a pair of cool jeans which comes with blue and grey sneakers and an aviator sunglasses. He stormed to the changing rooms without even knocking at the door.

And that's when Sasori was stunned.

Sasori's jaws dropped as he saw something that he shouldn't. Kim was.... Topless and bottomless which revealed her perfect petite body. Kim Ide was naked. Well, almost. Sasori grunted in frustration. He never seen the underneath. He always wanted to learn more about it. But of course, he knew it would be molesting, which is a pretty bad thing for the normal mortals in the normal world because of the gods and religions and such.

Kim heard the door slammed but not to bother about it because she was pretty sure that she locked the door. She thought. She had brought a turquoise blouse, black skinny jeans, a pair of used Converse light blue shoes, and a black beanie hat. She took out all of her clothes, which revealed her insecured self and that was when she heard something spurted behind her. Out of curiosity, she turned and flustered in embarrassment when she saw a shirtless and an amazed Sasori stared at her body, which she punched him at his face using her fists. She was pretty angry.

As she was going to shout out loud on how a pedophile he is, Sasori regained his consciousness and shut her mouth using his puppet hands and she muffled, "Why you.. motherfucking pedo! You're 35 and I'm like, 13. Do you know that in this world, this is considered to be so wrong on so many levels." she crossed her arms and frowned at Sasori.

"Ugh, it your fault for not locking the doors. And anyways, the other changing rooms were full. So... I have no choice but to change in an unlocked room." Sasori explained his excuse although he was eager to try his new clothes. Plus, a closer view of an almost naked girl makes his day better than before.

At this point, he sensed there are some butterflies fluttering frantically in his belly. Is this the feeling that people get when they fall in love? Sasori wondered silently in amusement while looking her within every curves and turns that a lady has.

He licked his lips in a pervertly way and Kim scowled and flustered while pushed him away as far as she could. After that, she paid attention to her clothes and changed. Behind him, actually she giggled frantically and whispered a yes while pulled down her arm with her clenched fist. And then back to being angry.

As she was going to zipped her black jeans, something metal was pointing at her neck. His voice shiveed her spines. She knew this type of voices too well. Its the voice that guys used to demand girls to... Strip off their clothes. She read lemons on Wattpad.

"Now, now. Give me some of your space and you will be... Happy about it." he licked her neck with hunger and she shuddered with a glint of pleasure. He intentionally tilted his stinger, which was dripped with poison, and a drip of the poison fell down and onto Kim's soft skin which rolled down to her panties.

Sasoro cooed. "Oops. I think I 'accidently' drip some of my poison. Let me help you." he whispered in a seductive tone and put his woody hands to swat down the poison. The good news is, he had managed to get rid of the poison but the bad news is, the poison dripped to her clit, which she eventually let him do it after a lot of persuasions. But he does it like nobody's business, which made her pouted in frustrstion for more. Generally, she pretended to be relieved and continued to wear her clothes quickly and Sasori released her and did the same as well.

After they've done, as she was going to go out from the changing room, Sasori blocked her and pushed her against the wall opposite him.

"We'll definitely finish this, one day, Kim Idé, amd after that, you will be mine." Sasori growled in hunger and lust, which unexpectedly made her eyes shimmered with hope but then her eyes narrowed in sadness, because she was still too young to do this.

They went out of the changing room with a man with a stern look which has a badge which says 'manager' and he scolded both of them for making out in the changing room. Which they accepted their mistakes half-heartedly and went out home. They talked a bit but didn't mention a word about what happened in the changing room.

[Leigh-Anne:]

All the girls on the block knockin' at my door!

(I got the recipe)

Wanna know what it is make the boys want more!

(now you belong to me) [2x]

[Leigh-Anne:]

Take a sip from my secret potion,

I'll make you fall in love.

For a spell that can't be broken,

One drop should be enough.

Boy, you belong to me (hey!)

I got the recipe.

And it's called (black magic), and it's called, and it's called black magic!

[All:]

Take a sip of my secret potion,

One taste and you'll be mine.

It's a spell that can't be broken

It'll keep you up all night

Boy, you belong to me (belong to me)

I got the recipe

And it's called black magic

(and it's called black magic)

Falling in love (hey!) [8x]

~~~~le time skip~~~~
They bought some tasty kebabs and some drinks. Sasori brought out her classic bike and they rode off to her house to say their final goodbye to Miss Briar and in return, she thanked Sasori for everything and called him son, which really made Kim wondered what got into her. She also gave tons of Kim's favourite brownies and cheesecakes, which Sasori also sealed them in a scroll.

"Are you sure they can last in there?" Mis Briar said with uncertianity and pointed at her lovely desserts. Sasori smiled reassuringly and nodded.

After that, they went away from Kim's home sweet home, which made Kim pretty tired and slept snoozily at the back of the bicycle. You know, that passanger, seat thingy. She laid her head tiredly on Sasori's back. Sasori smiled and made some hand signs to open the pool that leads to the Shinobi world.

He took a glance at his back and saw Kim sleeping peacefully and kissed her forehead. He smiled. That sure was one of his happiest days of his life. He ride through the pool and he sang the last lyrics of the song.

Magic!