"I do have a boyfriend!" 

(Haru Pov)

I yelled an excuse out loud. I mean yeah, that was my excuse Everytime when someone asked me out. 

But I said it in front of my own brother and my ' friend' who I totally don't have a crush on- *cough cough*

Ikashi looked confused and mad, Kanao seemed surprised, Finn looked confused and..sad? And Ukari seemed furious and mad ig-

"Oh really? Who is it, then? Do you have proofs? Why does everyone here seem suprised?" Ukari asked.

Unfortunately, Ukari wasn't as dumb and oblivious as the other boys I've rejected. And I didn't have any proofs and lies to cover their expressions.

"I uh-" I panicked for real this time. "You're stuttering, young lady." Ukari said.

" Wait! She's not lying!" Finn screamed. We all looked at Finn who looked nervous.

(Finnikoshi Pov)

I yelled out loud.

"Oh really? Do you have proofs?" Ukari asked. "Uhm." I mumbled.

" Yes he does. Because he's my boyfriend!" Suddenly, Haru chan screamed. Everyone stared at her.

"We've been.. dating for.. a day.." Haru chan muttered. She looked at me to continue.

"Y- Yeah! I.. confessed? To her.. y- yesterday!" I muttered. Ukari stared at us.

I was blushing really hard. And it seemed like Haru chan was blushing too.

" And.. we wanted to.. tell them.. today.." Haru chan mumbled. I nodded. "It was fast.." I muttered.

"I guess she's taken." Ikashi teased. "Tch." Ukari groaned. 

But then, another situation kicked in.

"Well, if that girl is taken, then what about this cute girl over here? Her eyes are weird but pretty." Ukari said, in a tone again.

' Oh no!' I thought. " Oh shit." Haru chan whispered quietly. " Hey, are you single?" Ukari asked, making Kanao chan uncomfortable.

"Hey, shitty bitch. Leave her alone." Haru chan said. "Why should I? She seems older than you, although she's a little shorter." Ukari responded.

" And why does it matter?" Ikashi asked. 

This was a problem.

'I mean, Haru chan's lie was really believable, maybe we could try the same like again?'

Who am I kidding?

He got suspicious once, but when we say that again, he'll surely expose us!

"Actually, she's taken." Haru chan said. I got suprised but kept my face expression.

"With who?" Ukari asked. "With my brother! This dude over here!" She yelled. "Eh- Yeah! She's my girlfriend!" Ikashi said.

" Ehh?? What!" Ukari screamed. Kanao nodded, knowing the situation we're in.

"Proof?" Ukari asked. "We were dating for 2 years!" Ikashi claimed. 

"Ugh! You guys are annoying!" Ukari screamed before running away.

" Haha!" I laughed, quietly.

"Bleh!" Ikashi almost vomited and Kanao looked really uncomfortable. Their faces were green.

"I can't believe I had to lie like that.." Ikashi muttered. Kanao nodded slowly. Haru chan looked worried.

Just when we thought it was over, another disaster appeared..

"F. I. N. N. I. K. O. S. H. I" Someone called, intimidatingly. "Huh? Brother??" Haru chan mumbled.

"You're dating my younger sister??" Shinazugawa San asked, angrily. "I- Uhh-" I stuttered.

"THEN DIE!!!!!" Shinazugawa San screamed. He chased me through the whole restaurant.

"WAHHHHH!!!! IT'S NOT LIKE THAT!!" I screamed.

(Time skip)

We finished eating and Shinazugawa San finally calmed down after we told him it was a lie to keep Ukari away.

We all parted ways.

Oh wow, this chapter is also really short (like me-). Well I posted wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy earlier than usual anyway.

I couldn't add much swear words since my family was together with me in a spot.

Taisho secret:

Haru: It's been 100 years since I've said a Taisho secret!

Haru: It's time for a Taisho secret!

Haru: Ikashi&Finn apparently shares the same braincells (they have the same knowledge). It suprised me a little but hey-

Ikashi: What's that supposed to mean??!!!!!

Haru: You're an idiot.

Ikashi: Huh ??

Them: *Fighting*

(I kinda needed to rush this- I hope this turned out well! Bye! Have a nice time!

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