"Where is that cat?!?"

"Here, there and everywhere, where else?"

"Don't know about you two, but I need a break." Ringo opened a cabinet and (okay, don't know about you guys, but picturing this almost made me cry laughing) screamed as the little white ball of fur apparently hiding in there jumped out and onto Ringo's head. "Found her." He said, pointing to the little puffball.

John and Paul, meanwhile, were on the floor, laughing.

"Love your support, guys." Ringo said, rolling his eyes.

.......

"The pond's beautiful." Pattie said, gazing at the small but lovely body of water.

"It's all the prettier because of you." George said, stroking Pattie's cheek.

"Oh, Georgie." She hugged his arm tighter.

"I want to tell you something."

George turned on the radio again.

Is your hair hard and dull? Want soft and shiny hair?

George began cursing himself. "WRONG STATION,"

He changed it to a different station.

I don't want to see you again...

Pattie giggled as George attempted at finding the right station. "Georgie, by the time you get it to work, the song'll be over, y'know."

George sighed and turned off the radio, knowing it was true.

"Besides, I don't need some silly love song to tell you I love you." He admitted.

.......

"Ow, ow, ow, ow," Ringo repeated as he, John, and Paul were attempting to get the cat off Ringo's mop top.

After finally getting the fluff ball off his head, Ringo muttered, "God, I hate that cat..."

"Don't we all?" John added, holding Cotton Puff.

"Now we need to find Mar-" Before Paul could finish his thought Martha began running through the room, barking her head off. "Or... not."

The second Martha had found Cotton Puff hiding in John's hand, she began running around his legs, scratching his pants trying to get to the tiny feline.

Paul grabbed Martha, who was still barking and wriggling to get out of his grip.

Ringo stood in between the two so there was at least some distance between Martha and Cotton Puff.

"Okay, now we just have to-" Martha finally got loose from Paul's arms and hopped out. Ringo, attempting to duck was too late and Martha had jumped on him. On. The. Head. "Oh, you've got to be kidding me."

.......

"Pattie, can I tell you something?" George asked as Pattie used his chest as a pillow.

"Mmm, anything,"

Before George could say anything, an apple fell from the tree and onto his chesnut mane. "Ow." He grabbed it from his head and handed it to Pattie. "Apple?" He asked, rubbing his head.

She giggled and took a bite from it.

"An apple for a kiss,"

"Since when was that the rule?"

"Since right now," he said as he leaned in for a kiss.

"I think I'll be eating apples more often..." she giggled.

I AM SOOOOOOOO HAPPY!!!!! YOU KNOW WHY? GUESS WHO GOT THEIR REVOLVER CD TODAY?!?! I GOT MY REVOLVER CD TODAY!!! I RAN THROUGH MY WHOLE HOUSE SCREAMING, "YES, IT CAME" NO JOKE BUT I AM SOOOOOO HAPPY

Only one problem: I can't get it out of the dang packaging