WHO IS LUKE HEMMINGS' GIRLFRIEND?

THE LACK OF A NAME, or any other discerning feature, is enough to confuse us, and enough to make us think it's fake.

Because it is.

Probably.

Over here at E!News, we have a theory - this is all an elaborate plot to get back at Hemmings' ex-girlfriend (we all know how that turned out).

Until then, we'll just wait for some confirmation. If he can be bothered to give it to us.