Do not read if uncomfortable or triggered with creepy pick up lines & sexual assault.

You have been warned.

General-Collins

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"Hey Alexandra~" Rasputin purred as he wrapped his arms around the tsarina's waist.

"Nein." Alexandra said as she pushes him away.

"You are so beautiful, I would really like to die so I could be able to be reincarnated & be breast feeded by  you." Rasputin said as he started to corner her.

"N-nein!" Alexandra screamed as she backed away.

"I will kill your husband so you can call me baby because I want to be inside you for the next 9 months. "Rasputin said as he pinned her down & started to kiss her neck before he was kicked in the face.

"В следующий раз, когда я поймаю тебя с женой, я без колебаний утоплю тебя сам." Nicholas II Romanov said has he held Alexandra protectively before throwing Rasputin out of the castle.

(Translation:Next time I catch you with my wife, I won't hesitate to drown you myself. )

        Alexandra sobbed in her husband's arms. After all, what did you expect her to do when dealing with a traumatic experience like that. She clinged unto her husband & refused to let him. He did his best to soothe her & held her gently. One thing is for sure, Nicholas was never gonna let his wife go again . . . Except for maybe killing Rasputin off of course.