The Wheel of Wrong (Episode 0)
Welcome, audience of The Fourth Wall! To our first ever gameshow...unless you've seen reality TV and gameshows plenty of times.
Now, allow me to present our host! The Father of Heaven! The creator of the known universe! The most powerful being in all of existence since He is arguably one with existence itself!
Grandpa Morningstar AKA God!
(Music fills the room as GM steps on stage with a large grin. He waves to all of you before doing a little twirl before summoning a chair and desk, which he sits behind.)
GM: Thank you, thank you, haha! It's been some time, has it not? Well, we've been quite busy from behind the fourth wall...but given how it has been some time? I thought it would be fun to laugh at ourselves a little! So, let's present...THE WHEEL OF WRONG!
GM: I bet you're a little confused as to what this is. Don't worry, I'll explain! I'm sure we're all aware that this little 'AU' as you kids call it isn't actually the Prime Universe. So, we often make assumptions about how certain things will go! Predictions and theories galore! Some right...and a lot more wrong.
(GM then stands beside The Wheel of Wrong with a grin.)
GM: So, let's have a little fun with it! We were wrong and we shall not be sour about it. And since Season 2 isn't out despite...the recent leaks we do not speak of...I thought it would be fun to give you a preview with Helluva Boss' latest episode! Mastermind!
(Insert clapping sound here.)
GM: Quite a delightful episode, if I do say so myself! Glad Blitz and Stolas are finally starting to communicate. Remember everyone, communication is key to any healthy relationship! So! What shall be the first topic of discussion? Let's see what we got wrong!
(GM spins The Wheel of Wrong and it lands on 'Satan's personality'.)
GM: Oooh, this one we were half-wrong with. Satan himself is easily the most dramatic and feared of The Sins! But, his overall demeanor isn't completely serious. Much like everyone in the cast, he swears and will make a joke or two! Although, as said by Vivienne herself shortly after the episode's premiere? Satan is actually, err, 'talking out his ass' as you kids say when he claims he was the ruler long before my son. But much like we predicted, they...don't have the best relationship.
(GM spins The Wheel of Wrong again and it lands on 'Leviathan's gender')
GM: Ooh, this one we were completely wrong with! Yes, all Seven Deadly Sins (minus my son due to copyright issues involving both shows) debuted in this episode! So, Leviathan and Belphegor were revealed...and it seems we were very wrong with.
GM: While we don't know much of her personality just yet, it seems that instead of an angsty teenager envying everyone else and doubting his own achievements? She is a two headed-serpent demoness and goes by the nickname 'Levvy'! And...one of the heads might have romantic attraction to...Mammon of all people...I must say, I don't like to judge, but she may need better standards.
(The Wheel of Wrong disappears and GM takes a bow.)
GM: Unfortunately, that is all we have for today! We shall see you when Season 2 inevitably debuts! Farewell, my friends!
(The music plays as GM twirls around and disappears, ending the episode.)
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