"...it seems my son still doesn't want to talk to me." GM said. "That...that is very fair."

Charlie was still a sniffling mess at the realization that not only was her friend alive, but her hotel now had undeniable proof it worked. She even had a bit of snot dripping out of her nose.

GM's four eyes softened and he summoned a box of tissues.

"T-t-thanks, Grandpa." Charlie said as she grabbed one and blew her nose.

Vaggie's eye was shining with pride as she raced over, picking up Charlie and spinning her around. "I fucking knew you could do it, princessa!!!"

"Vaggie, we d-did it!!!" Charlie cheered before blowing her nose again. "Pentious is aliiiive!!!"

Alastor looked down at the unconscious Cherri and lightly kicked her, only to see nothing happened. He then looked at GM, his eye slightly twitching, but his time to speak would come soon. So, he remained silent.

"...this...this is a lot to take in one fuckin' morning, man." Husk said.

GM chuckled. "Please. Take your time. We literally have all of eternity."

Angel stared off into space, processing. He, eventually, took a deep breath.

"S-so...we can...we can see our families again?" He eventually asked, his mind immediately going to his mother and sister. He was never close to his father for being different growing up...but maybe...maybe he could talk to his brother, at the very least.

He wasn't sure about his father, but...but maybe his big brother had a chance too.

"Yes." GM said. "However, you will all still have to do the work. I mean, I know I sang a song about how I can do anything for this hotel and for my darling grandchild, but redemption can't be given. It has to be earned."

He then summoned a whiteboard and a pointer, showing a rather expertly drawn version of Sir Pentious. "Take Sir Pentious for example. In his previous life, he was essentially the Victorian Era's version of a terrorist. When he died, he continued that life...but after coming to this hotel? He learned there were things more important than power and found something worth fighting for. What truly redeemed his soul was when he selflessly sacrificed himself to stop Adam."

Husk nodded. "...so...does Angel and anyone else gotta die to get to Heaven?"

"Oh, no, no." GM reassured. "It's likely Pentious would've just assumed his Heavenly form if his attempt had succeeded. Adam just so happened to blast him. So, none of you have to die to do this."

"Well, that's no fun!" Nifty pouted.

Angel gave her a concerned look. "...Nifty, we gotta talk about your definition of "fun" sometime..."

Nifty just gave Angel a creepy smile. "Okay!"

GM just sighed. "Speaking of little Nifty here, I may have to congratulate her. She was the one that killed Adam after all."

"And you're not mad that our little maid killed your First Man?" Alastor grinned.

GM's eyes narrowed. "...Adam was a selfish, misogynistic, murderous, and infuriating piece of shit who was not only totally okay with murdering all of his descendants, but fucking lying to me. I DO NOT MISS HIM, NOR WILL I MOURN HIM."

Vaggie grinned. "FUCKING THANK YOU!"

"You're welcome, Vaggie." GM smiled. "But we shall have a small talk later if that is alright. I'm aware you're one of his former Exorcists."

Vaggie's eye widened, but she slowly nodded. "U-ummmm, s-sure, sir."

Husk then blinked. "Wait...Adam lied to you? The fuck is that supposed to mean?"

GM sighed. "Alright. So, you all know The Story of Hell? Lucifer gave Eve The Fruit of Knowledge, evil was introduced to the world, he and Lilith were banished for that crime, etcetera?"

Charlie wiped her eyes. "Ummm...yes?"

"Well! I realized that...my son actually had a point." GM sighed. "Creating Eve to have no free will of her own was another mistake of mine. What's the point in giving humans sentience if they couldn't make their own choices? So, I came up with another plan. For all future humans, in this case Sinners, who would end up in Hell would also be given a choice. They could suffer eternal damnation...or better themselves. Once Hell started to suffer from overpopulation, I told Adam to give Lucifer the news about my idea. But, he evidently wasn't happy with Lucifer and didn't."

Vaggie's eye bulged...and she clenched her fists. "...REDEMPTION WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HAPPENING THIS WHOLE FUCKING TIME?! CHARLIE WATCHED HER PEOPLE SUFFER FOR ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING...BECAUSE ADAM WAS UPSET THAT LILITH CHOSE LOVE?"

GM nodded. "Indeed...you can see why I was enraged. But! That's why I became so eager to meet Charlie!!! She didn't even read my notes and yet, here she is, already putting her idea into action!!!"

Charlie's eyes were wide. "...this...was already supposed to be happening...and I'm the one who finally did it?"

"Correct!" GM smiled. "Funny, is it not? But, with that...I have to sincerely apologize. Even if that was my plan from the beginning, I trusted that it was happening after I went on vacation. But, it wasn't. The Exterminations were occurring and Sera approved because she feared something that couldn't even happen. She has lost her position and my trust. The Exorcists are disbanded and Lute is going to have a much more severe punishment in Adam's stead."

Vaggie grinned. "HA! EAT IT, YOU EYEBALL STEALING CUNT!"

Charlie smiled and hugged her girlfriend. "Yay for payback!!!"

GM chuckled. "Indeed. And now? The Hazbin Hotel has Heaven's full support. Any resources you need? They'll be there. And my son supports you as well, so you have Hell's support as well! This hotel is going to be a smashing success!"

"Just one problem." Husk said. "Not a lot of Sinners are gonna believe us."

GM just grinned. "I will handle that, my good man. And I hope you do not mind me staying here a little while! I'd like to spend some time with Charlie for the 200 years I missed. And maybe even get to know all of you!"

Alastor's eyes glowed a bright red, but he didn't do much else. It was pretty clear he was ticked however.

"We can't really tell you what to do." Husk shrugged.

Charlie then hugged her grandfather. "Yay!!!"

GM then hoisted Charlie onto his shoulders. "Yay indeed, my child!"

"Um...quick question." Angel said, raising his hand. "...Charlie doesn't have a surprise grandma out there, does she? Like...the Big Bang and everything...?"

Charlie immediately looked mortified. "ANGEL!!!"

"Char, I just learned that God is actually real. My mind can't handle anymore shock!"

GM just chuckled. "It's alright, Charlie. He was just asking. Keep in mind I'm responsible for sexual activities even existing...even though I did not expect it to go this far...anyway, no. I created my children with my will alone. If I were to have a significant other, I physically couldn't get intimate with them."

Nifty giggled. "Cause you're all about virtue and stuff?"

"No, because I don't have a butt or genitals. And if I did have those things, the activity would literally destroy my partner...and possibly create irreversible damage to the universe." GM blinked.

"Ahhh. Gotcha." Angel nodded, satisfied with the answer.

"I did not need to know that." Charlie said, slowly shaking her head.

Husk then grinned, deciding to join in on Angel's fun. "So, why call it The Big Bang?"

"Because the word 'bang' originally meant explosion." GM said. "Not...you know."

Angel giggled, amused by Husk's antics. "It's still funny."

"I suppose it is amusing." GM said before he turned around suddenly.

And then, there Lucifer was...trying to sneak out the door with a bunch of suitcases.

Charlie's eyes narrowed. "Dad. Where are you going?"

"...uhh...king stuff." Lucifer said.

GM sighed. "Samael-"

"It's LUCIFER, Dad!!!" Lucifer cried. "I had my name changed over a million years ago!!! C'mon!!! See, this is why I'm leaving!!! Wayyy too awkward!"

"Son, it's not like I'm moving in-"

"You're moving in!? OH HELL NO!!!" Lucifer cried as he ran out the door.

Charlie hopped off her grandfather's shoulders and chased her father down. "DAD, GET BACK HERE!!! DAAAAAAD!!!!"

Vaggie sighed. "...Nifty? Sic him."

Nifty cackled like a madwoman and ran after the two.

"I'll get the blessed rope." Angel sighed, walking off.

Alastor just grinned wide and then began walking off. 'Well...this should be interesting...'