(Since we've finally met all of Lucifer's siblings, I thought it would be cool to show off a drawing/edit I did of them! Minus J because I did not even think I would add him into this book until I decided: 'Hey! Why not?'

From left to right: Uriel, Azrael, Camael, Michael, Jophiel, Gabriel, Raphael. And Lucifer's at the bottom! With that being said, enjoy the chapter!!!)

"So. Yeah. That's what happened." Angel said. "And I'm only now kinda realizing this makes me The Big G's grandson..."

Charlie's eyes sparkled and she hugged Angel tightly. "COUSIN!!!!"

Molly then hugged Charlie in return. "Cousin!!!"

"It has appeared that we have interrupted your meal. Apologies." J said with a bow of his head.

Annabelle giggled. "Oh, it's not a problem! Although...now I think I should've cooked something bigger for all of you."

"No need, sister in law." Uriel said. "We merely only came to introduce Charlie and Vaggie to Michael and then we'll be on our way."

Vaggie then looked at Lucifer and then at Michael. Both of them were staring each other down, with Lucifer looking rather malicious and Michael looking...ashamed?

Charlie then hugged her new cousins one last time before going over to Annabelle. "And you must be Angel's mom!!! I'm his friend, Charlie!"

"And my new niece!" Annabelle giggled. "It's my honor to meet you! Thank you so much for taking care of my boy down there..."

Angel chuckled. "Yeah...not sure where I'd be right now if it weren't for her."

"Awwwwwwwww!!!" Charlie squealed.

Molly giggled. "Dang, bro! You're sentimental today!"

"I'm a man of many talents." Angel said before turning to the others. "And I take it you're the rest of God's kids? Sup, Jesus."

"'Sup' to you as well, Anthony." J said.

Angel then looked at Lucifer. "No offense, but how'd ya handle so many siblings?"

Lucifer gritted his teeth. "I didn't. He kicked me out."

"...you mean they?"

Lucifer pointed at Michael. "I know what I said."

Michael sighed. "Luci-"

"Don't! Just...just go meet your niece." Lucifer sighed.

And sure enough, despite the clear brotherly drama, Charlie walked over to Michael. "Hi, Uncle Michael!!! Wow, you really do have my dad's face!"

Michael smiled at the innocence he could sense in his niece and he chuckled. "We used to look exactly the same, but Father insisted on having us change the little things just so he could tell us apart. My hair, his cheeks and whatnot."

'They even sound the same...' Vaggie thought.

"Well! It's still super nice to meet you!!!" Charlie smiled, shaking his hand.

Michael couldn't help but grin as he shook back. "How has Heaven been for you all?"

"Fantastic!!!" Charlie smiled. "But big! It's almost impossible to get a map of it all!"

Jophiel stepped in. "Actually, there is a map! It just keeps changing since...Gabriel?"

Gabriel, realizing he would have to socialize, cleared his throat. "Y-you see, since Dad knew that one day Heaven was gonna become crowded, he kinda made it...infinite. So we wouldn't ever suffer overpopulation. So, there are places around here that don't have anybody yet."

Lucifer sighed. "And yet, he created Hell to not be that way at all..."

"To be fair, I don't think he was giving it much thought." Camael hummed.

Lucifer turned. "Gee, sis. Way to remind me about how shitty the kingdom I rule over is."

Camael's eyes widened. "Crud, I didn't mean-!"

"Dad!" Charlie cried. "C'mon, you know it's not that bad!"

Lucifer turned to his daughter. "Charlie. Sweetie. My entire universe. I am well aware that not all of the Sinners are completely bad. Hell, look at Angel and that Pentious friend of yours! They're good people and there is most definitely, without a doubt, more like them...but you can't deny that the majority of it still sucks. Like, even the Hellborn are kinda awful. It definitely sucks less now...but still."

Vaggie turned. "He's, uhh, got a point."

Charlie blinked before sighing. "Okay, fair enough. Hell isn't the greatest place...but that's what the hotel is for! To change it!"

Lucifer smiled. "Exactly."

"It's something to be proud of, Charlie." Michael smiled.

"Hey! No praising my daughter when I am!" Lucifer growled.

Michael sighed and stepped forward. "Okay! How about we just get this out of the way then, Lucifer?"

Azrael gulped. "Oh no..."

Raphael just smirked a bit. "Well, this should be interesting..."

Jophiel stepped forward between her brothers. "Ummm! Lucifer! Michael! Maybe it's best we don't fight in front of our families?"

Michael then looked at his wife, his daughter, and now his new step-son. He then sighed. "You're right. Sorry, Jophy. I'll be the better man and admit my mistakes. So...I'm sor-"

"Better man!?!" Lucifer growled.

Camael then pulled Vaggie, Charlie, and Jophiel away from the scene. "Too late. It's already gone nuclear."

Charlie slowly faced her aunt. "So...what do we do?"

"It's like a jukebox. You have to let the whole song play out..." Gabriel said, already thinking to hide himself under the table.

Lucifer scoffed. "Oh, please! Anything you can do, I can do better!"

Michael turned his head. "What?"

Lucifer then stepped towards his twin, suddenly beginning to sing. "~I can do anything better than you!~"

"No, you can't."

"~Yes, I can!~"

Michael then began singing as well, unsurprisingly sounding just like his brother. "~No, you can't!~"

"~Yes, I can!~"

"~No, you can't!~"

"~Yes, I can! Yes, I can!~" Lucifer boomed, spreading his wings in triumph.

Michael rolled his eyes before stepping forward. "~Anything you can be, I can be greater! Sooner or later, I'm greater than you!~"

Lucifer growled. "~No, you're not!~"

"~Yes, I am!~"

"~No, you're not!~"

"~Yes, I am!~"

"~No, you're not!~"

Michael grinned cheekily as his own wings spread, lifting him into the air as the sun shined on him like a spotlight. "~Yes, I am! Yes, I ammm! I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge!~"

Lucifer then summoned a golden bow and arrow and shot down a sparrow he conjured up. "~I can shoot a sparrow with this bow and arrow!~"

Michael smirked and then summoned a plate of cheese right into his hands. "~I can live on bread and cheese!~"

"And only on that?" Lucifer asked.

Michael laughed. "Yup!"

"So can a rat." Lucifer said with a smug grin.

Michael's eye twitched and he tossed the plate aside. "~Any note you can sing, I can sing higher!~"

"~I can sing any note higher than you!~" Lucifer snarled.

"~No, you can't!~"

"~Yes, I can!!!~"

"~NO, YOU CAN'T!!!~"

"~YES, I CAN!!!~"

"~NO, YOU CAN'T!!!~"

"~YES, I CAN!!!~"

"~NO, YOU CAAAAN'T!!!~"

Lucifer took a deep breath. "~YES, I...CAAAAAAAAAAN!!!~"

And sure enough, all of the windows in the house shattered.

Annabelle rubbed her eyes before she sighed. "I'm going to need to fix that..."

"It's going to get worse." Uriel hummed.

Michael scoffed at his brother, having to calm himself down for a moment. "~...any note you can sing, I sing softer~"

Lucifer grinned. "~I can sing any note softer than you!~"

"~No, you can't~"

"~Yes, I can~"

"~no, you can't~"

"~yes, I can~"

Michael then slowly shook his head, barely even whispering. "~no, you can't~"

Lucifer's eye twitched. "~yes, I can! YES, I CAN!!!~"

Michael then swiped a bottle of wine into his hand, pouring himself a cup. "~I drink my liquor faster than a flicker!~"

Lucifer had just chugged another bottle of it down. "~I can drink it quicker! And get even sicker-"

He then fell to his knees and vomited, holding his stomach. Yet, the music made it sound more whimsical than disgusting.

Michael stepped back. "~I can open any safe~"

"Without being caught?" Lucifer coughed.

Michael nodded. "Yes."

"That's what I thought, you crook." Lucifer sneered.

Michael gasped dramatically for a moment before he gritted his teeth. "~Any note you can hold, I can hold longer!~"

Lucifer stood up, regaining his composure and even tossing his tophat aside, which landed right on Vaggie's head. "~I can hold any note longer than you!~"

"~No, you can't!~"

"~Yes, I can!~"

"~No, you can't!~"

"~Yes, I can!~"

"~No, you caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan't!!!~" Michael sang.

Lucifer inhaled as much air as he could before stomping the ground. "~YES, I CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

Michael blinked. "L-Luci, I get it-"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

Angel's eyes widened. "H-he's still going!"

"Dad, breathe!!!" Charlie exclaimed.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

Lucifer then gasped, falling to his knees and taking deep breaths.

Michael blinked. "~U-uhh...yes, you caaaaaannnn!~"

He then walked over. "Lucifer, what the hell?"

"YOU...SUCK..." Lucifer gasped, slowly getting to his feet again.

Michael then hummed, trying to think of something he could best his twin at. He then smirked. "~Anything you can say, I can say faster!~"

Lucifer grinned. "~I can say anything faster than you!!!~"

"~No,youcan't~"

"~Yes,Ican~"

"~Noyoucan't~"

"~YesIcan~"

The two then started singing absolute gibberish at super speed before they finally gave up.

Michael stood back. "~I can jump a hurdle!~"

"~I can play the fiddle!~"

"~I can knit a sweater!~"

"~I can knit it better!~"

Michael then appeared in a massive spotlight, his wings once again taking him into the air as he shined with holy light. "~I can do most anything!!!~"

Lucifer was in the kitchen, wearing an apron and oven mitts. "Can you bake a pie?"

Michael's eyes softened. "N-no..."

Lucifer then took out a flaming pie from the oven. "Neither can I..."

Michael sighed, rolling his eyes again before he noticed his wife and then smirked as he landed again. "~Any note you can sing, I can sing sweeter!~"

Lucifer laughed. "~I can sing any note sweeter than you!~"

Michael then gently held his wife's hand and twirled her around before dipping her while looking into her eyes with the most loving gaze. "~Nooo, you caaaan't~"

Annabelle's face went red at his tone and she couldn't even say anything back.

Angel and Molly quickly had to cover their eyes since...well, that was their mom.

Lucifer then finally had the spotlight on him as literal birds started flying around him as he sang. "~Yesss, I caaaan~"

Michael pulled his wife back up and kissed her cheek before gently sitting her down again. "~Nooo, you caaan't~"

Lucifer smirked as he held out a finger, with one of the birds landing on it. "~Yesss, I caaaaan!~"

Michael stepped over. "~Nooo, you can't!~"

"~Yesss, I can!~"

"~Nooo, you can't!~"

"~Ohhh, yes I can!~"

Michael huffed, clenching his fists. "~NO, YOU CAN'T. CAN'T. CAN'T~"

Lucifer growled. "~YES, I CAN. CAN. CAN!!!~"

The two then spread their wings together and stared each other down as the music played the final note. "~YES, I CAAAAAN/NO, YOU CAAAAAN'T!!!~"

Then, there was the sound of clapping. The Morningstar Twins and everyone else immediately turned towards it.

And sure enough, it was Jophiel clapping. She then looked at her family. "...what? I thought it was good!"

Charlie then stepped forward. "Umm...clearly there is some tension between you two! How about you two just...take a breather?"

Michael and Lucifer stared each other down before they sighed. "Fine."

"I'm going to relax so much better than you..." Lucifer scoffed as he and his twin walked away from each other.

Charlie sighed, rubbing her forehead. "I wonder if Grandpa can give them therapy too..."

(Song used: Anything You Can Do from Annie Get Your Gun and many animatics on the internet!)