Bonus: The New Vees
Angel's eyes were narrowed as he stared down his brother.
Arackniss did the same, all four of his arms crossed.
GM was standing right beside his granddaughter. "Errr, Charlie. My granddaughter, what in my name are they doing?"
"I...don't know. I would say a staring contest, but they've blinked multiple times." Charlie said.
GM hummed. "Blinking contest?"
"Ooh, maybe!" Charlie said before walking over. "Who's winning the blinking contest?"
Arackniss slowly turned. "...what?"
Angel couldn't help but laugh a little. "N-no. No, Char. We're just...talking."
"By staring each other down in complete silence?" Charlie asked.
Arackniss scoffed. "I don't really wanna hear anything this guy has to say anyway."
Angel sighed. "By our new grandpa, you are just like Pops sometimes! Y'know that?"
"Screw that guy."
"Just say 'fuck that guy', you coward!!!"
"I won't, because I know you! You're gonna make some weird sex joke out of it and I don't want the mental image of that involving our father!"
"...WELL, NOW I HAVE THAT!"
"SHIT, SO DO I." Arackniss groaned.
Charlie blinked before she eventually summoned a chair and sat down. "Okay, so...clearly there is some brotherly tension...but, you two at least have some things in common as of now!"
Angel and Arackniss turned, tilting their heads.
"You both clearly seem to hate your mafia father and you wanna be better!" Charlie said with a shrug.
Angel hummed. "...y'know, I am surprised that ya left, Niss. You were always his favorite and ya did a lot of bad shit for him."
Arackniss sighed. "Yeah, but that don't mean I was happy...actually, why are we even mad at each other again, Tony?"
"...I...don't remember." Angel blinked. "Cause you were an asshole?"
"Yeah...yeah, that makes sense. Sorry 'bout that."
"Eh, wasn't much better myself back in the day."
Charlie smiled. "Well! This is some good progress!!!"
GM hummed to himself suddenly as he looked at the door and then began walking to it.
"Grandpa? Where are you going?" Charlie asked.
GM turned. "Oh, just for a quick checkup! This talk about terrible human beings reminded me of a certain trio turned duo...but I'll be back! With treats!"
And then, the Heavenly Father disappeared.
Arackniss blinked. "...I still have a hard time believing that's God."
GM reappeared at the front door of a large tower and when he looked up, he saw that it still had three V logos.
It had been a while since he had killed Valentino, so he was surprised they kept it...perhaps it was just too expensive to get rid of.
GM shrugged and then walked through the door, with several of the demons inside gasping and hiding behind various pieces of furniture while others just didn't even seem to notice or care.
And after waiting his turn in line, GM then looked down at the secretary. "Excuse me! Do you happen to know where Vox and Velvette are at this current time?"
"Do you have an appointment?" The secretary asked before looking up...and then their jaw quite literally dropped to the desk in an almost cartoonish manner.
"Yes, you could say that." GM said before his eyes widened. "Are you feeling alright?"
No response.
"...I'm just going to assume the top floor like last time." GM said before tipping his hat. "Have a lovely day!"
And then, he instantly teleported into a large office. It was empty, but the Father of Creation could already hear voices behind the door.
Sure enough, the doors then opened and in walked Vox and Velvette themselves.
"Look, I just don't feel good about sellin' those fuckin' love potions anymore." Velvette said. "If you can even call 'em that."
Vox sighed. "Can you at least come up with something better to sell instead then?"
Velvette laughed. "Voxy, do you know who you're talkin' to? Yes! I can sell products I don't give a shit about and still make bank! I've been gettin' into the potion making anyway-"
And then, when she looked ahead, she froze in terror and dropped her phone.
Vox titled his head before looking forward as well...and he screamed, hiding behind Velvette.
GM grinned. "Hello, Vox. Velvette."
"H-H-Heavenly Father!!!" Vox said in a squeaky voice, trying to smile as his teeth chattered (somehow). "W-w-what brings y-y-you here?"
GM sighed. "You two don't need to worry, I'm not here to erase you."
Relief started to settle in with the two Vees.
"...unless you've been doing something horrible behind my back." GM said. "And I am all-seeing. You cannot lie to me."
Then, one of the other doors opened and another person walked in. She looked familiar to the Heavenly Father, because he recalled seeing her when he was catching up on Blitz's life.
She was a demon, a Hellborn succubus to be specific. She had pink skin, horns, small devil wings, rather exposing clothing on her body, and long white hair that clearly wanted to rival Lilith and Charlie's hair length.
"Hey, Vox! Vel! I need your opinion on the new script! Some of the dialogue is iffy-" Verosika Mayday said before she stopped in her tracks as she looked at what was going on. "...uhhh..."
Velvette gulped. "V-V-Ver...run the fuck away..."
"Verosika?" GM asked, tilting his head.
Verosika grinned a little. "I see my reputation exceeds me. You a fan?"
"Not really. I know you from your ex, Blitz." GM smiled.
Verosika's grin immediately turned sour and she snarled. "Him..."
She then took a deep breath, starting to whisper to herself. "He's trying to change, he's trying to change, he's trying to change...fuck, I still wanna punch his teeth out so badly..."
"I apologize, that was...probably still a fresh wound." GM said, smiling sheepishly.
Verosika held up a hand. "No, no, you're good...but who the hell are you? And why do Vox and Velv look like they're gonna pass out?"
Vox then slowly stood out from behind Velvette, almost cautiously as if afraid of suddenly being disintegrated. "V-Verosika...this is...God."
GM waved. "It's a pleasure to meet you."
Verosika's eyes nearly bulged out of her skull. "...this is God?"
"It seems a lot of demons are starting to recognize me!" GM said. "Others still fail to believe. I suppose I cannot blame them, it is difficult to believe."
Verosika then slowly stood back before looking at Velvette. "This is the God that killed the guy before me...?"
Velvette rapidly nodded.
"Before you?" GM asked before his eyes widened. "You joined The Vees?"
Verosika slowly held up her hands. "L-look, I dunno what the fuck Valentino did to piss you off, but I will quit right now if-"
"No, no, no! Don't worry! I'm just surprised is all!" GM said. "You may play the part of a bully at times, but deep down, you have a very caring heart. I'm just surprised you'd join up with...people like them."
Vox and Velvette immediately hid behind a couch.
Verosika's eyes softened and she walked over to them. "Okay, I-I'll give you that...they weren't the best, but they haven't been doing anything shitty in months! Just doing their business."
GM walked over. "Is this true?"
Vox rapidly nodded. "Y-y-yes, sir..."
Velvette then swallowed. "O-once ya killed Val...and then Lucifer s-started becoming a more active king, we kind of...g-gave up the 'Hellwide Takeover' shit...cause we were out of our league with y-you around...pleasedon'tkillus."
GM then closed his eyes as he began using his foresight again...and sure enough, they weren't lying.
They hadn't been trying to do anything evil ever since he erased Valentino. Vox even stopped hypnotizing his customers and Velvette stopped selling her 'love potion' drug.
GM opened his eyes. "...well! This is a nice surprise! See how much better you two are as normal business owners instead of villainous scum?"
Verosika's eyes widened. "...how badly did they piss you off?"
"Badly." GM said before turning to her. "And you're Valentino's replacement...a Hellborn Overlord like Rosie, leader of the Cannibals?"
Verosika rubbed the back of her neck. "I mean...I wouldn't call myself an Overlord yet, but...yeah. I got a few people to sell their souls to me, usually pretty shitty people. Give them what they deserve."
"And you don't abuse your employees?"
Verosika stepped back. "The fuck?! No!"
"Okay, good...so, how exactly do you benefit The Vees as their third member? What is your business?"
"I sing still." Verosika said. "Got a concert tomorrow actually. And uhh, I continue the studio as a side-project."
GM tilted his head before he grimaced. "...oh, right...I forgot he had that..."
Verosika snorted. "Lemme guess. The Heavenly Father is repulsed by fucking?"
"I kind of regret creating it, yes. Not like there's much I can do to stop it though, so why bother trying." GM sighed. "So, why join The Vees?"
Verosika shrugged. "Boosts my popularity, but it was mostly Velv's idea."
GM's eyes widened. "Ohhh, so that's who you were texting before I arrived!"
Velvette laughed sheepishly. "Y...yeah...?"
"Are you two dating?" GM asked with a smile.
Verosika's face reddened. "N-no, no! We...w-we're, uhh..."
"F-friends! With benefits! Y-yeah, that!" Velvette sputtered, her face just as red.
Vox then slowly turned to GM. "...they've been thinking about it."
"SHUT THE HELL UP, VOX!!!" The two screamed.
GM hummed. "Well, it seems I am done here! Keep up the work and if you want to be redeemed? Visit my granddaughter's hotel! Which you are still advertising?"
Vox nodded rapidly. "Y-yes, sir."
"Good, good!" GM smiled. "I'll send you an I-Letter for my next inspection of your behavior."
Verosika turned. "A what?"
"An I-Letter? You know those fancy digital messages people send over their computers?" GM asked.
Velvette's eyes narrowed a bit, her fear lightly subsiding. "...t-that's an email."
"...oh. Forgive me, I'm still not up to date with all the trends. But I'll send you one of those!" GM said before he disappeared.
Vox then fell onto the floor. "OH, IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD TO BE ALIVE..."
"When you guys said God killed your old partner, 50 percent of me believed you were just seeing shit."
"How are you not more shocked?" Velvette asked.
Verosika shrugged. "He seemed like a nice guy."
Vox then slowly stood up. "You should have seen him when he was mad...anyway, I'm going to drown myself in coffee and paperwork to forget this experience."
"And I'm going to drown myself in you." Velvette said, holding Verosika tight.
Verosika grinned. "Really? That's your best line?"
Velvette laughed. "You come up with something better then, Little Miss Popstar!"
"Alright. Wanna fuck?~" Verosika cooed.
Velvette's laughter grew. "And you called mine garbage?"
"Gets the point across, doesn't it?"
(I saw the Verosika and Velvette ship and honestly, it sounded pretty cute to me even if it'll likely never happen! A lot of you did expect Carmilla to be the one Velvette was texting, which, is another popular ship! Not my personal cup of tea as of now, but not a terrible ship! Especially since age is a confusing thing with Sinners, since a lot of them are technically immortal and ageless after their death-)
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