Garroth tagged Travis into his status-
WHY ARE LAURENCE AND DANTE DATING?!

Comments:

Travis: I DON'T KNOW! I THINK IT'S BECAUSE I SEND DANTE TOO MANY MEMES OVER WHATSAPP!

Garroth: WELL I THINK IT'S BECAUSE I DIDN'T LET LAURENCE PUT THE STAR ON THE TOP OF THE CHRISTMAS TREE LAST YEAR!

Travis: OR MAYBE THEY JUST HATE US!!!!

Garroth: SUGAR HONEY ICE TEA!!!!!

Gene: I swear I'm gonna unfriend you two as well.

Zenix: GENEEEEEE!!!!

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Cadenza updated her status-
Anyone else concerned that Travis and Garroth are both having mental breakdowns?

Comments:

Sasha: Don't forget Zenix.

Zenix: IT'S JUST A PHASE MUM!

Sasha: is it really?

Cadenza: Please don't argue on my post, this is a family-friendly Facebook page.

Zenix: Oh sh*t my bad, 2nd mum.

Sasha: OH MY GOD!

Sasha: GENE FIX YOUR BOYFRIEND!

Gene: HE ISN'T BOYFRIEND AND NO!

Cadenza: OH MY IRENE! ALL OF YOU JUST GTFO!

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Sasha tagged Gene in her status-
Jesus! Just fix your boyfriend! He's having a mental breakdown!

Comments:

Gene: Sasha. He. Isn't. My. Boyfriend.

Zenix: Yet.

Gene: what?

Zenix: what.

Sasha: Um, okay...

Aaron: I'm pretty sure Garroth and Travis influenced him.

Maria: Yea... For some reason they're both in my backyard...

Garroth: What? No we're not...

Travis: Yea, we're in Aphmau's backyard.

Aphmau: what?

Aaron: What?

Travis: What.

Maria: Nope... You're in my backyard...

Garroth: ...

Travis: ...

~Travis and Garroth logged off and ran away~

Aphmau: I don't think it's gonna be the last time those two end up in your backyard, Maria.
~Maria, Aaron and 3 others liked this comment~

Maria: Probably...

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Michi updated her status-
Ugh! I can't believe Laurence is going out with Dante when I'm way more better than that Blueberry!

Comments:

Laurence: y'know when I broke up with you in Highschool?

Laurence: That means I don't wanna go out with you anymore.

Laurence: Besides, don't you like Aaron?

Laurence: woman...

Laurence: make

Laurence: up

Laurence: your

Laurence: damn

Laurence: mind.

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Zenix updated his status-
You know I want you
It's not a secret I try to hide
I know you want me
So don't keep saying our hands are tied
You claim it's not in the cards
Fate is pulling you miles away
And out of reach from me
But you're here in my heart
So who can stop me if I decide
That you're my destiny?

What if we rewrite the stars?
Say you were made to be mine
Nothing could keep us apart
You'd be the one I was meant to find
It's up to you, and it's up to me
No one can say what we get to be
So why don't we rewrite the stars?
Maybe the world could be ours
Tonight~

With Gene

Comments:

Gene: Wtf?

Sasha: So is this the mental breakdown side of Zenix?

Zenix: No...

Zenix: Yea...

Zenix: But The Greatest Showman is a great movie, right?

Melissa: THAT MOVIE IS MY SH*T!

Sasha: Who tf are you?

Melissa: Aaron's sister. Y'know... The one who got 'shot' in episode 4 of When Angel's Fall?

Gene: Oh.

Gene: Well then...

Zenix: So The Greatest Showman? GENE CAN WE WATCH IT TOGETHER?!

Gene: Only if you give me £20, 2 large bags of pop corn, 5 bags of sweets and give me the other ticket so I can take Sasha instead of you.

Zenix: As long as you friend me again! :D.

Gene: depends...

Zenix: I'll take that chance!

~Zenix logged off~

Sasha: That poor child...

Sasha: Lol, at least I get to watch a free movie.

Gene: wanna go now?

Sasha: sure! <3

~Gene and Sasha logged off~

Melissa: I suddenly wish I could fast forward a few episodes to see if I will die so I can escape this madness...

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Wow!

So Zenix had a mental breakdown, Cadenza attempts to keep her facebook page family-friendly, Michi gets sassed by Laurence, Travis and Garroth went on a 13 hour journey on a plane to find Aphmau's backyard, Melissa breaks to fourth wall to wonder if she will hopefully die or not.

And then there's Gene and Sasha.

Hm... Something must be going on between them.

I wonder what...

~Zenix's Mental Pills