Alina updated her status-
Mummy got me and Lilith phones!

Comments:

Lilith: Yay!

Shad: Did you know staring at your phone for over 5 minutes can cause your brain to explode?

Lilith: ...

Alina: ...

~Lilith and Alina logged off for a few years~

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Aphmau (MCD) tagged Shad into her status-
Did you really just scare my children with that lie?

Comments:

Shad: Yes I did, Irene.

Garroth (MCD): *Aphmau

Laurence (MCD): *Woman who left me for a dude she only knew for 2 months

Aaron (MCD): f**k off Laurence

Aphmau (MCD): I need new guards...

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Katelyn (MCD) updated her status-
Anyone else wondering on how both Aaron and Shad commented on Aphmau's post?

Comments:

Aaron (MCD): Nah.

Shad: It happens.

Katelyn (MCD): What??

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Teony (MT) updated her status-

UNDER THE SEA!

Comments:

Aphmau (MT): UNDER THE SEA! Aaron sing a long!

Aaron (MT): No.

Katelyn (MT): DARLING IT'S BETTER!

Travis (MT): DOWN WHERE IT'S WETTER ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Garroth (MT): TAKE IT FROM ME!

Zane: SHINYYY-

~Zane got kicked out from the comments~

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Vylad (MCD) tagged Cloud into his status-
Remember when we had screen time?

Comments:

Cloud: no...

Vylad (MCD): Yea, me neither.

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Jenny updated her status-
I'm hungry!

Comments:

Aaron (FC): Then eat something.

Jenny: I don't wanna!

Betty: Why not? Food is glorious!

Jenny: it's because I want a snac

Aaron (FC): *Snack

Cathy: Oh Irene...

Jenny: No, Aaron.

Jenny: You're my snac.

Aaron (FC): ...

Betty: ...

Cathy: ...

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~Aaron (FC), Betty and Cathy unfriended Jenny~

Comments:

Jenny: Whatever...

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~Aaron (FC) and Jenny are no longer in a relationship~

Comments:

Jenny: Brb.

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~Jenny went to look and died in a hole and rethink her life~

~Zane and Cathy liked this status~

Comments:

Aphmau (FC): Zane wtf?

Betty: I know I unfriended Jenny after she said that terrible meme, but this is just messed up, Cathy.

Cathy: Honestly I don't care.

Cathy: I'm gonna look for her body, brb.

~Cathy logged off~

Zane (FC): um... Maybe I shouldn't of liked this status...

Aaron (FC): Yea... Just 'maybe'.

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Jeffrey (PDH) tagged Katelyn into his status-
Ready for our date tonight?

Comments:

Katelyn (PDH): Sorry, I can't go.

Jeffrey (PDH): Why not?

Katelyn (PDH): Read my last text message.

Jeffrey (PDH): Okay, sweetie!

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~Katelyn (PDH) and Jeffrey (PDH) are no longer in a relationship~

Comments:

Travis (PDH): YES BABY!

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Now that I've done this, this entire book is gonna go into madness (well, not like it wasn't anyway).

Holy crap.

Sasha, Zenix and Gene aren't in this chapter.

Jesus.

I don't even know what I was doing when I got to the Snac part.

Hate on me if you want.

Bye!

~Shad the Scientist