(Cover done by: Vixiler.

Warning: This does contain some strong language and some rude humor, but it is mostly censored and the jokes aren't too intense.

I hope you enjoy!

~-Greyroses).

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Aphmau updated her status-
So... Should I questioning that Aaron and his pack are chewing on Celestia's dog toys?

Comments:

Katelyn: Tf?

Ein: Honestly, darling, I think you should be questioning on how me and you aren't even a couple yet.
~Jax and Rider liked this comment~

Kawaii~Chan: EIN I SWEAR TO IRENE I'LL COME OVER TO THAT LODGE AND WOOP YOUR NOW HUMAN A*S
~Katelyn, Travis, Aaron and 1,000,000 others like this comment~

Dante: How come you censored it?

Garroth: censored what?

Dante: as-

~Dante was kicked out of the comments~

Laurence: How tf does that work?

Travis: Well, we are part of a Child-Friendly show, so I guess we have to censor swearing...

Lucinda: and you just broke the fourth wall...

Daniel: Mm. I love to play fetch with the ball...

Rylan: HEY! GIVE THAT BALL BACK TO ME!

Celestia: BARK BARK BARK BARK (F**K OFF! THE BALL IS MINE!)

Blaze: Oh shi-

~Blaze was kicked out of the comments~

Dottie: Wow...

Aphmau: Now I'm questioning why I even posted that status...

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Gene updated his status:
Can someone help me?

Comments:

Laurence: Nah. But why do you need help?

Gene: None of your business...

Zenix: Gene's just embarrassed because-

Gene: ZENIX, DON'T!

Zane: SAY IT!

Zenix: Gene's embarrassed because he's sh*tting himself and he's stuck on the toilet.

Zane and Laurence: PFFT HAHAHAHA!!!!

Gene: ZENIX!

Zenix: That's what you get for posting that video of me drunk.

Aphmau: Oh yea! You were crying because you were on the floor and the reason why you were crying was because you couldn't twerk.

Zenix: It isn't funny...

Gene: Yea, this isn't funny either.

Aaron: Yea it is.

Zenix: See? Muscle Man thinks it's funny. Anyways, what are you gonna do about it now?

Gene: Oh, I know what.

Zenix: Try me.

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~Gene unfriended Zenix~

Comments:

Zenix: Aw :(

Sasha: Ha, b*tch

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Laurence tagged Dante into his status- Wanna come over?

Comments:

Dante: Sure, but why?

Laurence: Dunno, just bored...

Dante: Then just bond with Garroth.

Laurence: I can't...

Dante: Why?

Laurence: Because he's hanging out with Blaze a lot...

Dante: Man, I'm sorry, that must suck.

Laurence: I guess. What about you and Travis?

Dante: eh... Never really see him. He's always with Katelyn...

Laurence: Tragic...

Dante: Yea...

~5 Minutes later~

Dante: Wanna date?

Laurence: sure.

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~Dante and Laurence are in a relationship!~

Comments:

Garroth: WeLl thEn!

Travis: I sEE HoW iT Is!

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~Michi poked Aaron~

~Michi poked Aaron~

~Michi poked Aaron~

~Michi poked Aaron~

~Michi poked Aaron~

~Michi poked Aaron~

Comments:

Aaron: Omg, can you not?

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So...

Boom!

First chapter done...

I hope y'all liked it. Please... I'm desperate for attention and to be loved...

Adios!

~-Greyroses