Posted at 6:00 am

Alfred Jones: Just had Mc.Donalds!!

Posted at 6:15 am

Alfred Jones: Just had Mc.Donalds!!

Posted at 6:20 am

Alfred Jones: Just had Mc.Donalds!!

Posted at 6:25 am

Alfred Jones: Just had Mc.Donalds!!

Posted at 6:30 am

Alfred Jones: Just had Mc.Donalds!!

(This continues for a few hours)

Posted at 10:00 am

Alfred Jones: Just had Mc.Donalds!!

Arthur Kirkland: WHY THE BLOODY HELL ARE YOU POSTING THE SAME DAMN THING EVERY FIVE BLOODY MINUTES?!?!

Alfred Jones: Dude. My phone is messing up. It wouldn't post the first time.

Arthur Kirkland: So you kept hitting the damned post button?!

Alfred Jones: well... Yeah..

Arthur Kirkland: Idiot

Alfred Jones: why are you Facebook stalking me anyway?

Arthur Kirkland: I am not you git!

Alfred Jones: then how come you know what I'm posting every five minutes?

Arthur Kirkland: IT'S IN MY NEWS FEED YOU IDIOT!

Alfred Jones: sure, whatever you say Iggy.