Gaku: What if I throw myself down the stairs?

Ryuu: I'll catch you

Gaku: Hurt myself?

Ryuu: Patch you up

Gaku: Choose soba over you?

Ryuu: I'll prepare your grave 

Gaku: Wait what-

Ryuu: Don't question it further 

Gaku: 

Ryuu:

Gaku: So what if you lose me in a crowd

Ryuu: Yell that I have soba