Welp it's 5:00 am so... where going to write a chapter about my cat sassy I have two but sassy is older so... My mom brought sassy home cause his old housefolk were going drown him then my mom brought them home in a box with three others there was milkyway who looks exactly like sassy then there was midnight a grey kitten and her sister moonlight a black kitten you see I had already given midnight her name, two days later we got moonlight so don't ask about the names when coming up with a name for sassy well it was weird see sassy loved to hiss scratch bite and cuddle I don't know why but he hated people but loved to cuddle so he so we were thinking what kinda name can we give to a d**k (had to censor that don't no who is reading this) I came up with sassy Wich my family liked and kept so we have called him that ever since also he has a thing for Christmas trees and actually keeps trying to eat them, he also loves to climb them he is a weird freaking cat bye