Charlie | Skylar

i really enjoyed having breakfast with you dad

Me too, Skylar. Where are you? I haven't seen you in a while.

i wanted to see if you noticed first

Noticed what?

that you left ME WHILE I USING THE BATHROOM ASSHOLE. I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR LIKE AN HOUR

You're grounded for calling me an asshole.

i hate you. i'll just call mike to come pick me up

If you're not there when I get there in five minutes, you're grounded for another month.

you would survive me being stuck with you in the house all the time?

... Just don't move.