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Silencer who doesn't understand korean wants to impress the head of the college, virus.
so he requested for a speech which is full of praise for the director of the college.
Wanting to impress virus, minjae asked the librarian of thier college, Mr kang taehyun,who was great in korean to help him write the speech in korean.

That's why they are sitting in front of computer and writing the speech on the first floor of library.
" Our director has unceasingly served, serve means-"

"I don't need meaning sir, I'll memorise it! Just continue. "
Librarian kang sighed shaking his head and wrote the speach.

Jeongguk watches them , hiding behind the wall and turns away from them, and shows thumbs up to someone, miming a telephone receiver.

Silencer got Intruped by the call from reception, asking for him to be there as there was a call for him.
He nodded and stood up , asking Mr kang to print the speech and keep it with him making the librarian sigh and nod.

Mr kang collects the printout from the printer. Jeongguk hails him "Mr kang, the director was remembering you. "

"Really? " Mr kang asked jeongguk suprised who nodded.
"Yes just now. "

Mr kang nodded and gave the print out paper to jeongguk.
"I'll go see him right away.. Give this to minjae. "
Mr kang hurriedly went away from.
Jeongguk looked at the printout and tore it with smirk.

Silencer reaches the reception and picked up the phone.
"Hello? "

"Hello,Mr kim minjae? " Namjoon spoke ,changing his voice a bit, sounding a bit deeper was standing at the spot where he could see minjae but minjae couldn't.

"I am calling from the police station. Are you from America? " Namjoon asked in deep voice.

"Yes sir. "Minjae replied.

" You life is in danger. "

Minjae's eyes widen as he heard that and gulped, panicking
"What.. How? "

"Listen carefully Mr kim Or else you'll get killed as soon you step out of the college gate. " Namjoon said stiffing his laugh in.

As Namjoon were distracting minjae, who scared and nervously was listening to him, jeongguk worked on the computer. Changing few words in his speech. Like 봉사 (served ) became 나사 (screwed) etc.

On the other hand Mr kang knocked on virus's office door and enter after hearing ' come in'.
"Yes sir? "

Virus looked at him confused as he asked.
"Who are you? "

"Taehyun librarian sir. "

Virus looked at him with blank expression as Mr kang said.
"I am permanent sir. "

" Congratulations. "Virus let out sarcastically.

As jeongguk finished changing the speech, Namjoon gave him the phone, feeling out of ideas.

" Yeah.. Yeah. . So where was I? " Jeongguk asked minjae

"You said I may die outside the gate. "
Minjae said scared.

"Right as you get out of the gate, you'll see a traffic signal-"

Minjae nodded as he wrote on his small notebook panicking.

"When it turns red, all the car will halt.-" Jeongguk said dramatically.
"Then carefully cross the road. Because son, in rush hour if a car hits you, you are dead. "
Namjoon bited his finger to stop himself from laughing.

"What the hell! I know that! " Minkse said annoyed.

"Oh you know that? Excellent. Great. Then you're safe my boy. "
Jeongguk said and hungs up the car, laughing with Namjoon.

A buffled minjae walks to the first floor, still confused when he saw jeongguk and Namjoon sitting on the stairs.

"Hey silencer! This is for you from librarian. "

Minkae snatched the paper from jeongguk's hand.
"Don't call me that! Jeon! "
As he walked up, Namjoon imitated silencer as they ran away from there, laughing.
"Jeon! "

They stopped when they met Mr kang on there way, looking confused.
Mr kang looked at jeongguk and asked.
"Director said he didn't call for me. "

"Ahm who said called! I just said remembered you sir. "
Jeongguk said as they both ran away from there laughing not minding the shouts of Mr kang.
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It was teacher's day, they all were seated on thier respective seats in the auditorium as the guest for teachers day was one of the minister of the country.

{ I wrote it in a bit different way, got the speech from somewhere, I tried to make it funny. If it's not then please forgive this lit bub of yours
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WARNING, MENTION OF RAPE ( NOT IN SERIOUS WAY THOUGH) }

the auditorium,silencer delivering a speech] :-
Today, if SIIE is touching sky-high limits, then the credit goes to only one man: Mr bang shi hyuk!Give him a hand!

Librarian kang : [Leans towards virus ] Sir, the voice is his, but the words are mine.

'Silencer' looking at the audience then at the virus : He's a great guy, really, you are. For the past 32 years in this college, he has continuously committed screwed students강간에 강간.
( which means rapes upon rapes)

Jeongguk : [to yoongi] He meant, "Miracles upon miracles."

'Silencer' : I hope he continues to do so. We often wondered how a person in his lifetime can do these many 강간 ( rapes) With this extreme self-discipline, he's made himself this capable. Correct usage of time, complete utilization of the bell. Somebody learn from him. Learn from him. Learn from him!

Minister in Auditorium : [Holding back virus by holding his hand tightly while laughing at the silencer] Sit down, sit down!

'Silencer' : Today, we all students are here. Tomorrow, we'll spread across so many countries. I promise you all, whichever country we are in, there we'll 강간(rape) ! We'll bring glory to the name of ICE! We'll show everyone the ability to 강간 (rape)that students over here have. No other student across the globe has it! No other student! No other student!

[All the students were laughing and chanting silencer's name.
Poor minjae thought they were happy with his speech. after waiting for the chanting to die down]

'Silencer' : Respected minister, 안녕하세요(hello). You have given the thing this institution needs the most:...

Jeongguk whispered,rubbing his finger as they all laughed : Money! Money!

'Silencer' : 가슴 (Breasts) !

Librarian kang panicked,embarressed holding his chest,behind the stage : Not that! That word means this!
[Gestures breasts with his hands]

Minister in Auditorium : What kind of insulting things is this boy saying?

'Silencer' : Everyone has 가슴 (breasts)
[Shoves hand into pocket]
'Silencer' : Everyone keeps it hidden. Nobody ever gives it willingly!

Minister in Auditorium : This guy is too vulgar!

'Silencer' : You have given your 가슴 (breasts)to the hands of this 강간 (rapist).Now, let us see how he makes use of it.

Minister in Auditorium : Mr bang, don't you have any brains? Indecent guy.
{ minister shouts as he walks out of the auditorium]

'Silencer' : Let me recite a shlok for this golden occasion.

Jeongguk to yoongi : Listen. Listen. He'll explain his farts in ancient korean

{ just imagine him explaing all this in ancient korean Or sanskrit }

'Silencer' : The loudest fart sounds like a motor vehicle.

Millimeter - MM : Fart? ....Go, silencer!
{ shouted while laughing hardly }

'Silencer' : A weaker one sounds like a train. The weakest fart is a silent killer.

Virus ran to the stage, slapping minjae on the back of his head, grabbing him by his neck, shaking him.
He then kicks him on his butt, pulling him off the stage.
For students, this was grand finale for an evening of entertainment, throwing thier handkerchief's up in the air with wide smile on thier faces.

Minjae, after getting beating from virus, was kicked out of auditorium.

Jeongguk tapped yoongi's shoulder, trying to knock some sense in his hot head.
"That's what mindless cramming does to you... Cramming may see you through four years of college but it will screw you for next 40 years! "

Yoongi however, is still serious and cold, ignoring them and got up, leaving them sitting on the seats.
"He still doesn't get it! " Jeongguk chuckled shaking his head.
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Later at night time, jeongguk and Namjoon were in thier spot, on water tank spot.
Both were laughing, recalling the incident, holding glasses in thier hands, drinking and having fun.
"The loudest fart sounds like motor cycle..unbelievable! You're a poet,gguk.
how did you think of this man? "
Namjoon asked drunk laughing.
"That was fun. He didn't know what hit him. " Jeongguk said laughing.

Minjae came into the terracs, swaying on his feet, drunk and dishevelled.
He threw the bottle towards thier feet, which made the bottle break into pieces.

"Hey! " Jeongguk shouted and Namjoon let out a loud 'whoa ' , taking steps backwards.

Minjae was shaking with anger and humiliation.
"You swines. What did I ever do to you huh!? "
He asked angrily.

"Sorry man. Don't take it personally. " Jeongguk said trying to lighten up.

"I will! Kim minjae will never forget this insult. I'll think of it every minute, every second of my life. "
Minkae said in angry tears in his eyes as he pointed at himself.

"Sorry dude. That was a demo for yoongi... Don't cram blindly. Understand and enjoy the wonders of science. "
Jeongguk said placatingly.. Namjoon behind him looking at them.

Jeongguk, in friendly and calm manner, places his hand on minjae's arm but minjae shrugged it off aggressively.
"I am not here to enjoy science. "
He said making jeongguk and Namjoon crack up again.

"So you are here to screw science." Namjoon said laughing.

"Laugh at my methods. But one day these methods will bring me success. That day I'll laugh and you'll cry. "
Minjae said drunkenly.

" You're on wrong track again. Don't chase success. Become a good engineer and success will chase you "
Jeongguk said with a encouraging smile though that smile didn't worked on minjae.

" These ideals don't work in the real world jeon. You take your train, I'll take mine. Ten years from now, we'll meet at the same station.
Same day. Same place. We'll see who's more successful.
you... or I.
Have the balls? C'mon, bet! It's a challenge....! " Minjae lunges in their direction, towards the broken bottle on the ground. He picks up a pieceof glass.

"What are you doing?" Jeongguk asked him, ignoring him minjae stumbles up to the partly constructed dome-like structure in the centre of the terrace.

" Watch it!" Jeongguk shouted
at him.

" What happened to him?"
Namjoon asked him,looking at his direction.

Jeongguk shrugged as no and looked at minjae's direction,who was writing something on the wall.
"What is he writing? "
Jeonggul mumbled.

Minjae finished writing and turned towards them,both jeongguk and Namjoon looked at the wall, eyes filled with confusion.

"Don't forget this date! "
Minjae shouted wiping his tears.

It was -

SEPT 5

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