I've just been staring at the screen for a few thinking about wtf I just posted sooo I DECIDED TO POST THE PERFECT FORMULA FOR THE BEST PANTOMIMES

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CHARACTERS

The Protagonist

Alright, so you need a protagonist. Just made them a nice person if they're a girl and make them funny and nice of they're a boy. That's all you need for the protagonist.

The Comic Relief

Alright this is always a lean guy in scruffy clothing with white socks to his knees and a red cap on side ways. Just make him do utter cringe or be random. He also always has a gang that the audience joins without a choice.

The Drag Queen

There is ALWAYS an overweight, middle-aged man dressed up as a woman. They will have a gag with the audience shouting at them for not eating sweets, they will wear a new outfit every scene, they flirt with one of the audience members and they always scare the ghost off. They are always the parent of the comic relief.

The Other One

This one can be a boy or girl, it depends on the protagonist. If the other one is a girl, they literally have no personality and is just there to make the group a four. If it's a boy, this one will be attractive and be the one that has the most sexual jokes (other than the drag queen).

The Other Other One

This is the protagonist's love interest. Since the group is always a four, the love interest will be in the group of four when the protagonist isn't. They normally have a cheesy love song with the protagonist.

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SCENES

Ghost Busters

All good pantomimes have a ghost bustsers song and the drag queen scares the ghost off when they're the last when left who hasn't been scared off by the ghost.

The Gang Scene

This is the scene where you meet the comic relief and he gets you to join the gang. It's basically just saying hi to the comic relief whenever he comes on stage.

Pretty Dancing

There's always a pretty dancing scene with pretty music. Don't question it. Shoehorn it in.

Meme

They will also reference a dead meme that's recently died for comical effect.

IF YOU'VE CHECKED EVERYTHING OFF.

THEN CONGRATULATIONS

YOU HAVE A SUCCESSFUL PANTOMIME