Okay, so I want to post a bunch of shet about my school experiences with my teachers. I want to make this a YouTube video one day, okay? And obviously I'm not going to use their real names.

Alright, so Mr Suords.

He was one of three teachers I put into the lad category.

He taught me rs, history, geography and pshe.

And he was legitimately one of the funniest teachers in the school.

Ima put some of the funny shit he did down

-R.S. lesson about politics-

So, he picked three people to represent conservative, liberal and labour.

For conservative, he said they're trying to get into parliament to get us better jobs.

Since the guy he chose to represent labour was known for death jokes, Mr Suords said that the labour party are trying to get into parliament for guns.

When it came around to the liberal party, he said that they don't care about anything and just want to be in parliament.

Teachers aren't supposed to share their political views, right?

Whatever. That was my least depressing r.s. lesson, since I'm always depressing in r.s.~

-History lesson about WW1-

So, somebody was calling out, so sir took a moment to stop the lesson.

He said if you want to give an answer, you raise your hand. He raised his hand as an example.

He said if you really want to share an answer he said you use your mouth to make "oo" sounds, which he demonstrated.

Sir proceeded to go on to say if you're desperate to say your answer, you move your arm up and down slightly while making noises.

He then raised two hands and said if you're stuck in the ocean in the water, you raise both hands and start yelling loudly.

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He also called me Google or googs and called another guy Imdb.

I called him siri in return.

This teacher was a lad