AR-I-FUCKING-A -smoking_roses-

Dear ex,

There were two of you in real life. To the latter one, you were a sweetheart. Thanks for being so nice, but remember don't say yes just because you feel bad for saying no. To the former one, you're a cunt. Seriously. You toyed with my emotions and admitted it to me. You said that you kept on dating me on and off so that you could see me cry when you dumped me. Fuck you.

AND TO THE INTERNET ONES I HAVE DATED. YOU WERE ALL SO GREAT. SORRY FOR BEING A CUCK.

Except for one.

One was a paedophile.

And I was like nine or ten.

They were encouraging minecraft sex.

Not cool, you fucking pedo.

Dear self,

We both know you're a near soulless husk. Seriously, you show some of the symptoms of a sociopath and psychopath. It's leaning towards sociopath, since you didn't use to be like that. Well... life's a whore that never stops sucking, so that doesn't bother me.

Dear mum,

You birthed an asshole. How do you feel? This isn't even a joke. I can list every flaw and con about myself and they certainly outweigh the pros.

Dear dad,

Half of me came from your balls. I am the sperm that won the race, but I'm shit at sports. Also, I'm an asshole. Sucks for you.

Dear crush,

You are cute.

And you were nice to me when I wasn't expecting it.

Helpful, too.

I know you don't like me in the same way back.

I don't even know if you like me in the friendly way, actually.

But still.

Cheers.

Dear school,

Let's be honest: the school system is shit and needs fixing. I'm not fixing it, though - too lazy. I'm just here to complain.

Dear siblings,

My brother. I love you dearly. You are really funny and I've enjoyed the fact that you've spent more time around me recently.

But it did hurt a lot when you said that if we were not related and met, we would not be friends at all.

That hurt.

You probably forgot, but I remembered (:

Dear past me,

Life sucks. You're too happy and positive. Stop that. Too much false hope. Stop with all the- oops and there it goes. You were way too positive and now it's gone crashing and burning into a ball of negativity and apathy.

Dear first love,

Fucking minecraft paedophile. Fuck off.

Dear future me,

Future me, tell me the future shines brighter.
Future me, tell me the clouds do have silver linings.
Future me, tell me that the roses have lost their thorns.

Show me the way to the light.
Take me out of my dark tunnel.
But stop.
Because we both know it doesn't get better.
We've reached rock bottom now.
And the rock is pinning us down so much - we're stuck below the bottom forever.

Dear best friend,

Jamie. Lad.

You are a lad.

ALSO SHAVE YOUR FUCKING STUBBLE STASH JFC.

Dear future child,

You have been adopted, for my genes do not need to be passed down. I am terrible and my genes shall only poison your blood.

Dear person I hate,

Have I mentioned the minecraft paedophile yet? Seriously. Encouraging minecraft sex. With a nine or ten year old. Probably at both ages tbh.

Dear person I love,

My heart beats slow alone.
One bump. Two bumps. Repeat.
The cold husk I am shown.
One bump. Two bumps. Repeat.

But around you, the grey world I am in gains colour.
I can see every hue, every colour conceivable.
So different from my dreary, grey world.
I can't count the beating of my heart around you.
It's too fast.
Too many bumps.

Dear people who hated me,

You are completely justified and more people should be in this category tbh.

Dear boy/girlfriend,

You are non-existent :)

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