So imma just randomly swipe my keypad a bunch of times and let predictive text write me a story...

Fog tmi tho KFC funny subtly thick dunno rush OCR stunk Pictish icerink web postings aphetic Duntroon quackish seduction eventful plummeted insta omniverse scrimp Aretino quick drunk ek over drunk it's ergo think SFO is do chip oz en UV coo no pod en in so infect rich idk ebbing evil orchid tbsp braai voids Finnic dybbuk identify wishing still oven sunup think. Aviso sync dog sci do dbl shook subj fun so Sibyl chubby donno echo doc devil.

I'm sorry

I'm bored and it's really late.
I NEED SLEEP.

Byeeeeeee

(p. s. my favorite parts of ^that^ were probably subtly thick, quackish seduction and ebbing evil orchid)