So today at school,my gay friend was hanging out with me

She's a girl,and I'm a girl,so sometimes I get worried,because I'm straight and sheeeeeessssss. . .

anyway,we were sitting in the gym in my school during break watching an episode of Osomatsu-San on my Amazon Kindle

(Also,gosh,I'm so detailed)

Keep in mind,there were 4 or 3 people in front of us sitting on the lower bleacher taking pictures.

Well. . .

Outta nowhere. . .

mrs.Homo wraps her arm around me and scoots closer to me. . .

RIGHT AT THE LAST SECOND,I LEANED AT FAR FORWARD AWAY FROM HER AS POSSIBLE AND SCREAMED,

"BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

I JUST WONDER WHAT THOSE KIDS IN FRONT OF US THOUGHT ABOUT MY SUDDEN OUTBURST XD XD XD

OH

MY

GOD

XD

"BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

XD

I SWEAR TO GOD I DID THAT XD

I BET I SCARED THE HELL OUTTA THE KIDS IN FRONT OF US,OH MY GOD XD

WE WERE SO CLOSE TO THEM TOO!

I WONDER HOW I DIDN'T BUMP HEADS WITH ONE OF THE GIRLS XD

"BBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"