"If you have to go to the bathroom just g- WHO BROKE THE BLOODY TOILET"

"Your in labor why are you eating"

"No feed your son first"

"I told you to go to work a hour ago and you're still staring at the wall"

"IF YOUR ON FIRE JUMP IN THE POOL 2 FEET AWAY FROM YOU"

"I literally turned away for 2 seconds and you set the stove on fire"

"YOU BROKE THE SINK AGAIN"

"I have 3 bedrooms and 8 sims, let's do this"

"Why does it take a hour for you to eat"

"If a mess bothers you...THEN DONT PUT YOUR PLATES ON THE BLOODY FLOOR"

"WHY ARE YOU AT MY HOUSE"

"oh I see what your doing...you tryna climb outta the friend zone. Well guess what. I HAVE A BLOODY HUSBAND AND CHILDREN