"WHY ARE YOU STANDING RIGHT NEXT TO THE FIRE RUN!"

"Another fire....you know what your not allowed to cook anymore just stay out the kitchen"

"WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT COOKING"

"YOUR IN LABOR STOP TRYING TO EAT YOUR FOOD AND GO TO THE HOSPITAL"

"If your gonna put your dishes everywhere don't complain bout the mess"

"Dude your a freakin ghost she's not going on a date with you...that and the fact she's married and has a child"

"Why did you put your child in the high chair I told you to give her a bath ..this is the 3rd time"

"WHY ARE YOU AT MY HOUSE"

"can you please let the actual mother take care of her child"

"I told you to go to the bathroom stop trying to feed the child because 1) I told you 10 minutes ago and 2)the child's not yours"

"How are you watching your child through a wall"